JANE READ MY EMAIL AND RESPOND!!! LIKE NOW!!
NEED I SAY MORE?!
!!!!!!
Tuesday, November 16, 2010
Monday, November 15, 2010
Coinky dink!!! :)
I'm glad that Jane is pursuing a life that she wants, such as me ... and Max, I suppose ... anyway, as I was recently reading her blog post, I came across a little coinky dink*!!!
*A short-form, and much more FUN term I might add, of coincidence.
Jane is on missions. Well, J, I have a mission for you!!
Here it is: Char, as you may know, is not a nice person. Seeeewwww, I have a plan: it involves pudding, a giant bowl, and some teamwork. :)
I have bought two plane tickets, first class, to come down next Monday. This is a one-time offer - take it or leave it. I assure you, it will be very much fun. I encourage you to come cuz it's gunna be FUHN!!!
Just a shoutout to whoever watched Gossip Girl tonight. It's my new favourite show!! Glee is ok, but the drahmah is so much more intense on GG!! Especially Chuck and Blair ... haha Chair! BLUCK!
Ok, xoxo!
Alice
*A short-form, and much more FUN term I might add, of coincidence.
Jane is on missions. Well, J, I have a mission for you!!
Here it is: Char, as you may know, is not a nice person. Seeeewwww, I have a plan: it involves pudding, a giant bowl, and some teamwork. :)
I have bought two plane tickets, first class, to come down next Monday. This is a one-time offer - take it or leave it. I assure you, it will be very much fun. I encourage you to come cuz it's gunna be FUHN!!!
Just a shoutout to whoever watched Gossip Girl tonight. It's my new favourite show!! Glee is ok, but the drahmah is so much more intense on GG!! Especially Chuck and Blair ... haha Chair! BLUCK!
Ok, xoxo!
Alice
Sunday, November 7, 2010
Cool Ranch Doritos!!!
Max's new favourite snack. She texted me five minutes ago to tell me that she was obsessed with them. No "I miss you", no "How's good ol' Hollywood". Just a plain old "OMG!! i am luvin cool ranch doritos man!"
I AM NOT A MAN.
But anyway, there's this girl who's reallllllly tickin me off in my improv classes. She's like, gorgeous (not as pertty as me of course, though!!! :p) and she's a total $@@&$*#$%%!!!
She's so mean to her friends. She's all, "OMG. Get me a latte." And then when her friend brings it to her, five minutes later, she practically attacks her. "OMG, what the heck are you doing? Did your mother drop you as a baby? I asked for a latte -- not a fatte!! Go get me a nonfat one. Gawd, are you trying to explode me?!"
Her name is Chardonnay (EWWWWWWWW yucky blucky!!) but she tells everyone to call her "Char". YUCK. I positively hate her. I think I'll invite Max down here just to mentally kill her. The only person who would hate her more than I do is Max ... hmmm ... that gives me an idea. I'll just ring up Max right now.
Stay tuned!!
xoxo
alice
I AM NOT A MAN.
But anyway, there's this girl who's reallllllly tickin me off in my improv classes. She's like, gorgeous (not as pertty as me of course, though!!! :p) and she's a total $@@&$*#$%%!!!
She's so mean to her friends. She's all, "OMG. Get me a latte." And then when her friend brings it to her, five minutes later, she practically attacks her. "OMG, what the heck are you doing? Did your mother drop you as a baby? I asked for a latte -- not a fatte!! Go get me a nonfat one. Gawd, are you trying to explode me?!"
Her name is Chardonnay (EWWWWWWWW yucky blucky!!) but she tells everyone to call her "Char". YUCK. I positively hate her. I think I'll invite Max down here just to mentally kill her. The only person who would hate her more than I do is Max ... hmmm ... that gives me an idea. I'll just ring up Max right now.
Stay tuned!!
xoxo
alice
Saturday, November 6, 2010
L-O-V-E's just another word i'll never learn to pronounce!
***Starstruck, 3OH3 feat. Katy Perry***
I'm pretty pathetic.
I can't go ONE DAY without blogging!!! My gawsh. Jane and I are separated ... and I'm LOVIN' ol' California!!
Ohhhh my gawsh .... it's TOTALLY sunny and I'm BATHING in it!! We may have mentioned the lotion Carlisle invented ... it protects us from the sun. Like sunscreen x 100000000000. :)
So, yup. I'm studying at UCLA -- acting. It's really my true chance at happiness. Jasper is the only one with me, and he wants to type a few words here and there:
Hi! It's Jasper, and I'm blogging on my darling Alice's blog ... what a funny word!! Ha ha ha!! Well, anyways, I can't believe I'm in Hollywood! Alice is an amazing actress. She secretly applied last Winter, and got in!! She kept it to herself and decided not to go, seeing as she and Jane and Max were all happy, but then the Jasmine thing happened, and she wrote to them about it. They said that she was still in, but she had to wait until the January semester to enroll in classes. But of course, she's still Alice, so she charmed the board director into letting her start classes early. So that's it! 2 hours a day, she goes off and acts, then comes home to our new apartment. It's big and beautiful, and Alice decorated Jane's and Max's rooms in case they ever want to visit. :)
Okay, that was Jasper. It's Alice again!! We throw the most extravagant parties. A-list only -- the usual, Angie (coming solo every night for some reason ... where's Brad?), Jen, Taylor, Taylor, Katy, GaGa, etc etc etc. They're really fun!!! I'm loving my social life.
Everything is perfect in California! I miss Jane and Max, but I'm still super happy!! This is one of the best times in my life. I can't wait until I get my degree because this budding director (I'm not aloud to say who) watched one of my classes the other day, and he said I'm FANTABULOUS!!! He said that he's currently working on the beginning of some huge masterpiece, and by the time they start filming and stuff, I'll have my degree!! So guess what?? He's saying that he'd LOVE to have me as the lead!! Woo hoo!! I've only been here about a month and ... wow! I can't believe it. So in about five or six years, watch out for a movie starring Isobel Frost (my stage name ;)!!!)
xoxo
Alice!!! :)
I'm pretty pathetic.
I can't go ONE DAY without blogging!!! My gawsh. Jane and I are separated ... and I'm LOVIN' ol' California!!
Ohhhh my gawsh .... it's TOTALLY sunny and I'm BATHING in it!! We may have mentioned the lotion Carlisle invented ... it protects us from the sun. Like sunscreen x 100000000000. :)
So, yup. I'm studying at UCLA -- acting. It's really my true chance at happiness. Jasper is the only one with me, and he wants to type a few words here and there:
Hi! It's Jasper, and I'm blogging on my darling Alice's blog ... what a funny word!! Ha ha ha!! Well, anyways, I can't believe I'm in Hollywood! Alice is an amazing actress. She secretly applied last Winter, and got in!! She kept it to herself and decided not to go, seeing as she and Jane and Max were all happy, but then the Jasmine thing happened, and she wrote to them about it. They said that she was still in, but she had to wait until the January semester to enroll in classes. But of course, she's still Alice, so she charmed the board director into letting her start classes early. So that's it! 2 hours a day, she goes off and acts, then comes home to our new apartment. It's big and beautiful, and Alice decorated Jane's and Max's rooms in case they ever want to visit. :)
Okay, that was Jasper. It's Alice again!! We throw the most extravagant parties. A-list only -- the usual, Angie (coming solo every night for some reason ... where's Brad?), Jen, Taylor, Taylor, Katy, GaGa, etc etc etc. They're really fun!!! I'm loving my social life.
Everything is perfect in California! I miss Jane and Max, but I'm still super happy!! This is one of the best times in my life. I can't wait until I get my degree because this budding director (I'm not aloud to say who) watched one of my classes the other day, and he said I'm FANTABULOUS!!! He said that he's currently working on the beginning of some huge masterpiece, and by the time they start filming and stuff, I'll have my degree!! So guess what?? He's saying that he'd LOVE to have me as the lead!! Woo hoo!! I've only been here about a month and ... wow! I can't believe it. So in about five or six years, watch out for a movie starring Isobel Frost (my stage name ;)!!!)
xoxo
Alice!!! :)
Friday, November 5, 2010
October 12th - November 5th
Ok, first of all ... sorry. Sorry, sorry, sorry. I haven't posted, I know it, I'm going to acknowledge it. And there's no excuse ... really. Sorry, is this whole apologetic Alice thing totally weirding you out??? Too bad. It's part of the New Alice ... I'll explain that in a minute.
Ok. The last time I posted ... for REALSIES ... was October 12th. Whoo. It's been almost a month ... and Jane has been ON MY BACK 24/7 about it. So that's why I'm sorta avoiding you ... sorry, J.
Ok. New Alice.
This whole Stella/Jasmine/Whatever thing really got me thinking. I need a makeover ... on the inside. How was I so quick to believe that Jasmine REALLY had a twin named Stella? And then basically dump Jane and Max because of it???
These blogs have been amazing ... I don't know how I could survive without them. But it's also true that they've been kind of tearing us apart. And I realize ... WHY would anyone want their lives to be broadcast to others?? The public? THE WORLD????!!!!! What's the real point?
So I'm done. This blog will be up ... forever, probably, if we make it to that. But I don't think I'll post anymore. Or at least, not very often. Like once a month ... if that.
Jane will probably post. Max too. But I'm busy, and I can't keep this up. This is my time to stop ... the masterpiece will never be finished, so I've got to leave it at this.
Goodbye, peace, sayonara, au revoir, see you later. Love you guys.
xoxo
Alice <3<3<3<3<3
Ok. The last time I posted ... for REALSIES ... was October 12th. Whoo. It's been almost a month ... and Jane has been ON MY BACK 24/7 about it. So that's why I'm sorta avoiding you ... sorry, J.
Ok. New Alice.
This whole Stella/Jasmine/Whatever thing really got me thinking. I need a makeover ... on the inside. How was I so quick to believe that Jasmine REALLY had a twin named Stella? And then basically dump Jane and Max because of it???
These blogs have been amazing ... I don't know how I could survive without them. But it's also true that they've been kind of tearing us apart. And I realize ... WHY would anyone want their lives to be broadcast to others?? The public? THE WORLD????!!!!! What's the real point?
So I'm done. This blog will be up ... forever, probably, if we make it to that. But I don't think I'll post anymore. Or at least, not very often. Like once a month ... if that.
Jane will probably post. Max too. But I'm busy, and I can't keep this up. This is my time to stop ... the masterpiece will never be finished, so I've got to leave it at this.
Goodbye, peace, sayonara, au revoir, see you later. Love you guys.
xoxo
Alice <3<3<3<3<3
Sunday, October 31, 2010
sorry Alice! this is NOT ALICE everyone, she said to type for her...please don't turn around and say you didn't! You did! :(
Alice, we are really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really sorry we is posting here, but we HAD TO TELL EVERYONE! Jasmine/Nazar/Stella/Stasmine...whatever! IS DEAD. Alice is awesome and victorious and cool and fun. She is watching the fire right now (see Jane's blog for details) to see if Jasmine comes out. She gave us her phone and told us to type for her, we just hope when she reads this she likes it...but...yeah! We got that stupid chick good....we'll let our sis Alice explain everything!
-Jane and Max
-Jane and Max
Saturday, October 16, 2010
Huh?
Ok, whoever just posted on my blog is gonna pay.
I don't know what you're talking about. I got married this morning. I'm very very happy. I'm leaving TOMORROW for my honeymoon, so HA. I win. I ALWAYS win. Whether it be with my deceased twin sister Stella, or my detested friends Alice and Jane.
I AM SUPERIOR.
-Jasmine
I don't know what you're talking about. I got married this morning. I'm very very happy. I'm leaving TOMORROW for my honeymoon, so HA. I win. I ALWAYS win. Whether it be with my deceased twin sister Stella, or my detested friends Alice and Jane.
I AM SUPERIOR.
-Jasmine
Friday, October 15, 2010
This is Jasmine speaking. hello, people.
http://www.stellabellanutella.blogspot.com/
Dear idiotic people who're reading this,
Jasmine here. OH?!?! I am supposed to be DEAD??!!
Oh I am sorry, but playing with Jane is just too much fun! Having her slave away at becoming my friend and keeping a straight face even when the little sucker is bursting with jealousy of me playing the imporant role of the wings on the best friend who is falling. Oh and then there is Max, who never cared. She had her own personal things to do. She probably doesn't even care and now she is ordering her pet Angel to scrub her toes, her "boyfriend" to praise her falsely, her blind boy to make her food and burn himself like an itty bitty stupid human because he can't SEE, she's telling the poopy kid to go get his problems fixed and she's making the stupid other girl...Bump? I think it is? To buy her a revolver so she can shoot her furry things attached to her back and then walk around saying some stupid evil company shot her while she was running off away from her problemos to make her look like a huge, big, amazing hero.
Anyways, cut to the chase. I killed Jane and Alice. When Jane tried to act like the big moronic hero she's not, I learned from my mistakes and destroyed them. I am now prancing around watching the purple smoke rise from the fire and I am tapping away at my iPhone. They're not coming back so BYE BYE! I WIN FAIR AND SQUARE!
It was such a shame to burn things so pretty...but then again, the dresses were only 2,000 dollars. HAHAHAHA! I laugh at my joke and blush at how hillarious I am.
Today is my wedding day. To bad my brides maids can't make it. Oh well. This is sorta what my brides dress looks like...rights reserved cuz this ain't my pic.
Cuz it shines like my brilliant future. A world without any idiotic girls in it, and just one handsome guy. Alejandro. Met him last week in Italy when I was dancing in the fountain while Alice was out somewhere, thinking of my glory. Well, bye
Jasmine...who you know as Stella unless you read the old blogs in the old...whatever. Focus on the future, not the past.
Dear idiotic people who're reading this,
Jasmine here. OH?!?! I am supposed to be DEAD??!!
Oh I am sorry, but playing with Jane is just too much fun! Having her slave away at becoming my friend and keeping a straight face even when the little sucker is bursting with jealousy of me playing the imporant role of the wings on the best friend who is falling. Oh and then there is Max, who never cared. She had her own personal things to do. She probably doesn't even care and now she is ordering her pet Angel to scrub her toes, her "boyfriend" to praise her falsely, her blind boy to make her food and burn himself like an itty bitty stupid human because he can't SEE, she's telling the poopy kid to go get his problems fixed and she's making the stupid other girl...Bump? I think it is? To buy her a revolver so she can shoot her furry things attached to her back and then walk around saying some stupid evil company shot her while she was running off away from her problemos to make her look like a huge, big, amazing hero.
Anyways, cut to the chase. I killed Jane and Alice. When Jane tried to act like the big moronic hero she's not, I learned from my mistakes and destroyed them. I am now prancing around watching the purple smoke rise from the fire and I am tapping away at my iPhone. They're not coming back so BYE BYE! I WIN FAIR AND SQUARE!
It was such a shame to burn things so pretty...but then again, the dresses were only 2,000 dollars. HAHAHAHA! I laugh at my joke and blush at how hillarious I am.
Today is my wedding day. To bad my brides maids can't make it. Oh well. This is sorta what my brides dress looks like...rights reserved cuz this ain't my pic.
Jasmine...who you know as Stella unless you read the old blogs in the old...whatever. Focus on the future, not the past.
Tuesday, October 12, 2010
Um, Stella???
K, what the heck???
We arrived in Sweden and it was awesome at first. We did some major shoe shopping (I now have 419 pairs!!)
But now ... I don't know. I asked her where she wanted to go. And she was all, "let's just stay here for the day. Just you and I. All alone. Together. Forever." Her eyes turned black. Her eyes KEEP turning black. She's really scaring me. Maybe she's playing a trick on me.
OMG, LOL!!! I get it!!! Okay, I'm just gonna play along and act all fuh-reaked out. Oh, this is gonna be TFFW!!! (Too Funny For Words -- Stella's thing. :P)
Blogging really helps me realize important things.
Kisses!
Alice
P.S. I'm having the TIME OF MY LIFE!!!! I haven't thought about Jane ONCE!!! ... aw, snap. I hate you Jane!!! X( You keep on entering my mind!! STAY OUT!!
We arrived in Sweden and it was awesome at first. We did some major shoe shopping (I now have 419 pairs!!)
But now ... I don't know. I asked her where she wanted to go. And she was all, "let's just stay here for the day. Just you and I. All alone. Together. Forever." Her eyes turned black. Her eyes KEEP turning black. She's really scaring me. Maybe she's playing a trick on me.
OMG, LOL!!! I get it!!! Okay, I'm just gonna play along and act all fuh-reaked out. Oh, this is gonna be TFFW!!! (Too Funny For Words -- Stella's thing. :P)
Blogging really helps me realize important things.
Kisses!
Alice
P.S. I'm having the TIME OF MY LIFE!!!! I haven't thought about Jane ONCE!!! ... aw, snap. I hate you Jane!!! X( You keep on entering my mind!! STAY OUT!!
Monday, October 11, 2010
OH AND BTW
Okay, I am currently spying on Jane's blogging (I just keep on going to her draft) and she's saying that I'm blogging for Stella. PAH!!! :O
Well, it must be pretty hard for you guys to choose who to believe. Just know, that if you choose Jane's side ... YOU'RE WRONG.
STELLA IS OFFICIALLY NUMERO UNO!!!!!
:D luv ya stella!!!
X( hate ya jane!!!
THIS IS A NEW ERA.
AGAIN.
Well, it must be pretty hard for you guys to choose who to believe. Just know, that if you choose Jane's side ... YOU'RE WRONG.
STELLA IS OFFICIALLY NUMERO UNO!!!!!
:D luv ya stella!!!
X( hate ya jane!!!
THIS IS A NEW ERA.
AGAIN.
The Last Straw
Yes, my blog has the same name as Jane's.
Okay, Jane, wanna play it like dat?
Okaaaaay ... done. The flight is now scheduled for to-night. Earliest I could get it was 10:00 PM. Too bad. I want to get away from my so-called FRIEND ay-sap!!! :(
God.
Stella's really ticked at me for being a baby, but she'll get over it.
I AM SO DONE WITH YOU!!!!
Kisses!! (BUT NOT TO JANE!!!)
Alice
Okay, Jane, wanna play it like dat?
Okaaaaay ... done. The flight is now scheduled for to-night. Earliest I could get it was 10:00 PM. Too bad. I want to get away from my so-called FRIEND ay-sap!!! :(
God.
Stella's really ticked at me for being a baby, but she'll get over it.
I AM SO DONE WITH YOU!!!!
Kisses!! (BUT NOT TO JANE!!!)
Alice
Sunday, October 10, 2010
Stella's Second Home
STELLA NOW HAS A BLOG!! YIPPEE!!!
Well, the first reason I agreed is cuz Stella's one of my BFFs. She totally deserves one.
And the second is that Jane DOESN'T agree. So I'm currently ticking her off. ;)
http://www.stellabellanutella.blogspot.com/
READY, AIM, FIRE
Well, the first reason I agreed is cuz Stella's one of my BFFs. She totally deserves one.
And the second is that Jane DOESN'T agree. So I'm currently ticking her off. ;)
http://www.stellabellanutella.blogspot.com/
READY, AIM, FIRE
Am I Hallucinating?
Good afternoon :)
Sometimes I just can't believe Jane.
She changed my blog!! She CHANGED my BLOG!!! :O
You just DON'T DO THAT.
Well, I don't know if I'm on DRUGS or something, or like, if I'm MENTAL, but I could have sworn Jane was not there with me!!! And PLUS, all those things in HER blog? NOT. TRUE. I'm mean ... God. I want to just kill her sometimes.
Okay, delete. Erase. Erase. Erase. We most certainly do not use the K-word on my blog ... especially not in the same sentence as Jane. Backspace. Backspace.
Well, anyway, I'm pretty angry at her right now. I don't know why she decides to change everything. It's like we're the Hills. I tell it like I know it, and then she goes "OMG!! That like so totally didn't happen!! I'm gonna go EDIT Alice's blog!! Jeez, I so totally like hate when she totally makes me do that!!! *Pout*"
It's like a new Jane. And I HATE it. It's like she's ... like she's becoming Rosemary Blake.
And with Stella! Oh my God, she is SO rude to Stella. Stella's the NICEST person I know EVER, yes even nicer than Jane!! (Posessions aren't everything, JANE) You should have SEEN her today!! Oh my gosh. So Stella was just watching TV today (Modern Family) and then Jane just comes over, takes the remote from her, and switches it to Fashion Televsion. And she's all, "oops!! Sorry, Jasmine -- I mean Stella. Sorry, it's just that you're so similar! It's so weird. Anyway, Marc Jacobs is doing an exclusive interview. Can't miss it! Hope that Urban Friends show wasn't too important." And then Stella kind of sucks in her breath, like she's kinda ticked, but pastes a sad smile on her face and gets up.
AND KNOWING JANE, SHE'S JUST GONNA COME ON MY BLOG AND CHANGE EVERYTHING THAT I JUST TYPED TO MAKE HER LOOK GOOD.
I dare you, Jane. I freaking dare you.
So I'm sticking with Stella for the next few days.
Kisses!
Alice
P.S. Oh, and about Angel ... she's okay. J totally overreacted. I mean, she's starting to go through puberty, or something. Hello, hormones? Don't worry about her. And I ended up giving her the dress. I'm so short, I'm about the same size as her. Now how sad is that?
Sometimes I just can't believe Jane.
She changed my blog!! She CHANGED my BLOG!!! :O
You just DON'T DO THAT.
Well, I don't know if I'm on DRUGS or something, or like, if I'm MENTAL, but I could have sworn Jane was not there with me!!! And PLUS, all those things in HER blog? NOT. TRUE. I'm mean ... God. I want to just kill her sometimes.
Okay, delete. Erase. Erase. Erase. We most certainly do not use the K-word on my blog ... especially not in the same sentence as Jane. Backspace. Backspace.
Well, anyway, I'm pretty angry at her right now. I don't know why she decides to change everything. It's like we're the Hills. I tell it like I know it, and then she goes "OMG!! That like so totally didn't happen!! I'm gonna go EDIT Alice's blog!! Jeez, I so totally like hate when she totally makes me do that!!! *Pout*"
It's like a new Jane. And I HATE it. It's like she's ... like she's becoming Rosemary Blake.
And with Stella! Oh my God, she is SO rude to Stella. Stella's the NICEST person I know EVER, yes even nicer than Jane!! (Posessions aren't everything, JANE) You should have SEEN her today!! Oh my gosh. So Stella was just watching TV today (Modern Family) and then Jane just comes over, takes the remote from her, and switches it to Fashion Televsion. And she's all, "oops!! Sorry, Jasmine -- I mean Stella. Sorry, it's just that you're so similar! It's so weird. Anyway, Marc Jacobs is doing an exclusive interview. Can't miss it! Hope that Urban Friends show wasn't too important." And then Stella kind of sucks in her breath, like she's kinda ticked, but pastes a sad smile on her face and gets up.
AND KNOWING JANE, SHE'S JUST GONNA COME ON MY BLOG AND CHANGE EVERYTHING THAT I JUST TYPED TO MAKE HER LOOK GOOD.
I dare you, Jane. I freaking dare you.
So I'm sticking with Stella for the next few days.
Kisses!
Alice
P.S. Oh, and about Angel ... she's okay. J totally overreacted. I mean, she's starting to go through puberty, or something. Hello, hormones? Don't worry about her. And I ended up giving her the dress. I'm so short, I'm about the same size as her. Now how sad is that?
Saturday, October 9, 2010
Yup, so this is basically what happened.
K, I'm back: Here's a script of EVERYTHING that went down.
Alice Cullen, a vampire, is wearing a red sweater and dark jeans. Her feet are bare. Jane follows, wearing a blue tube top, a green jean jacket type thing and pale blue jeans. She is also bare foot. Jane follows Alice up the stairs to the roof This is not allowed, but everyone takes chances.
They leap up, gracefully, finding themselves on the roof. They look around, but don't see anything. Puzzled, they start to tiptoe back to the stairs when they heard a voice. Knowing who it was, they turned, looking at the small girl. With a quick glance, Alice silenced Jane and began the conversation. Jane crouched on the roof, looking for any signs of attack from the child, who had betrayed her and her friends so many times. Alice walked forward,silently, the moon making her shimmer a bit. She was beautiful.
Angel (from behind Alice): I'm sorry, Alice.
Alice whips around to find Angel. She is up in the air ... with - with her wings! She is flying with them!
Only ... there is something wrong. One is bigger than the other. The left is slightly crooked and has a few missing patches. They are a deep brown, which does not suit her at all. And the worst part -- the bright red splatters covering the mass of deep feathers.
Alice: Oh, Ang -
Angel: Let me explain.
Alice: You have 120 seconds.
Angel: All right, but -
Alice: 118.
Angel: Okay, so I was feeling really left out. I wanted my wings -- I needed my wings back. I was too embarassed because I had asked Dr. Cullen to remove them a couple of months ago, when ... you know happened.
Alice: 100.
Angel: Anywho, so I started acting all creepy and possessed so that you would think someone kidnapped me or something. My plan was that I would run away and get them back -- I'll get to that mini-plan in a sec -- and then I would come back and say that I had escaped from my kidnapper, and that while that happened my wings had grown up. Only, things didn't go as I thought they would.
Alice: 75.
Angel: So I found this guy, and he recognized me from the papers. He's like, "hey, you have no wings". And I was all "yeah. I got them off." And then he told me that he was obsessed with finding me and the flock to study us. Not bad study us, he just wanted to know how we worked. Kinda like Max's mom.
Alice: 50.
Angel: So then I told him, well this is a really big coinkydink cuz I really want my wings back. And then he was like, "well that's so ironic cuz I've found a way to make wings grow back on people! It works, swearsies. Just pay me a thousand dollars and I'll get them back perfectly. And this was awesome, cuz I had brought two thousand dollars that I sto - borrowed from your dad. I'll pay it back, I PROMISE. So anywho. He took me to his lab and started the process. Now it hurt. Bad. And he stuck me in one of those cages. For developement, he said. Yeah, right.
Alice: You have less than thirty seconds left.
Angel: Almost done. Swear. So then this morning I woke up and I felt my wings! And I was real happy. But I knew something wasn't right, so I looked in the mirror, and bam - they were like this. I woke up the man and screamed at him and then he started cutting me with a knife. I fought him hard, but obviously he's had some battle training too. Almost as much as me even!! He held me back and asked for his money -- no, demanded for his money!!!
Alice: Fifteen ...
Angel: So I fought him and fought him and he threw a knife at my back (shows Alice big cuts in her back) and that's when I started bleeding. I started to fly, and it hurt sooo bad, but I knew I had too, or I would die. And that's how I got the blood all over my wings.
Alice: That's bloo -
Angel: Yeah. I'm ok now. But anyway, I read the blogs off of a laptop in the Apple store at some random mall, and so I flew to the hotels. And God, do I hate my new wings. So that's it. That's how I screwed up.
At this point Alice tells Angel it's gonna be all right, everyone screws up. Alice leads her downstairs and now Alice is typing at the laptop. Angel is sitting behind her, sucking her thumb -- a habit that she hasn't picked up since she hit seven years old.
Yeah. So that's it. I don't know what to think. I know Angel's screwed up big time before, but this is wild.
Jane is patrolling the area. She is so...cautionish. She's been awesome since she came back, but, I can't believe part of me went in her. It IS noticeable, but, well, I can see her old protective-ness of her friends and now family returning, but it is nice to know she cares about me!
Kisses!
Alice
Alice Cullen, a vampire, is wearing a red sweater and dark jeans. Her feet are bare. Jane follows, wearing a blue tube top, a green jean jacket type thing and pale blue jeans. She is also bare foot. Jane follows Alice up the stairs to the roof This is not allowed, but everyone takes chances.
They leap up, gracefully, finding themselves on the roof. They look around, but don't see anything. Puzzled, they start to tiptoe back to the stairs when they heard a voice. Knowing who it was, they turned, looking at the small girl. With a quick glance, Alice silenced Jane and began the conversation. Jane crouched on the roof, looking for any signs of attack from the child, who had betrayed her and her friends so many times. Alice walked forward,silently, the moon making her shimmer a bit. She was beautiful.
Angel (from behind Alice): I'm sorry, Alice.
Alice whips around to find Angel. She is up in the air ... with - with her wings! She is flying with them!
Only ... there is something wrong. One is bigger than the other. The left is slightly crooked and has a few missing patches. They are a deep brown, which does not suit her at all. And the worst part -- the bright red splatters covering the mass of deep feathers.
Alice: Oh, Ang -
Angel: Let me explain.
Alice: You have 120 seconds.
Angel: All right, but -
Alice: 118.
Angel: Okay, so I was feeling really left out. I wanted my wings -- I needed my wings back. I was too embarassed because I had asked Dr. Cullen to remove them a couple of months ago, when ... you know happened.
Alice: 100.
Angel: Anywho, so I started acting all creepy and possessed so that you would think someone kidnapped me or something. My plan was that I would run away and get them back -- I'll get to that mini-plan in a sec -- and then I would come back and say that I had escaped from my kidnapper, and that while that happened my wings had grown up. Only, things didn't go as I thought they would.
Alice: 75.
Angel: So I found this guy, and he recognized me from the papers. He's like, "hey, you have no wings". And I was all "yeah. I got them off." And then he told me that he was obsessed with finding me and the flock to study us. Not bad study us, he just wanted to know how we worked. Kinda like Max's mom.
Alice: 50.
Angel: So then I told him, well this is a really big coinkydink cuz I really want my wings back. And then he was like, "well that's so ironic cuz I've found a way to make wings grow back on people! It works, swearsies. Just pay me a thousand dollars and I'll get them back perfectly. And this was awesome, cuz I had brought two thousand dollars that I sto - borrowed from your dad. I'll pay it back, I PROMISE. So anywho. He took me to his lab and started the process. Now it hurt. Bad. And he stuck me in one of those cages. For developement, he said. Yeah, right.
Alice: You have less than thirty seconds left.
Angel: Almost done. Swear. So then this morning I woke up and I felt my wings! And I was real happy. But I knew something wasn't right, so I looked in the mirror, and bam - they were like this. I woke up the man and screamed at him and then he started cutting me with a knife. I fought him hard, but obviously he's had some battle training too. Almost as much as me even!! He held me back and asked for his money -- no, demanded for his money!!!
Alice: Fifteen ...
Angel: So I fought him and fought him and he threw a knife at my back (shows Alice big cuts in her back) and that's when I started bleeding. I started to fly, and it hurt sooo bad, but I knew I had too, or I would die. And that's how I got the blood all over my wings.
Alice: That's bloo -
Angel: Yeah. I'm ok now. But anyway, I read the blogs off of a laptop in the Apple store at some random mall, and so I flew to the hotels. And God, do I hate my new wings. So that's it. That's how I screwed up.
At this point Alice tells Angel it's gonna be all right, everyone screws up. Alice leads her downstairs and now Alice is typing at the laptop. Angel is sitting behind her, sucking her thumb -- a habit that she hasn't picked up since she hit seven years old.
Yeah. So that's it. I don't know what to think. I know Angel's screwed up big time before, but this is wild.
Jane is patrolling the area. She is so...cautionish. She's been awesome since she came back, but, I can't believe part of me went in her. It IS noticeable, but, well, I can see her old protective-ness of her friends and now family returning, but it is nice to know she cares about me!
Kisses!
Alice
New Look
Hey,
With a new lifestyle comes reinvention. That's what I say.
You may have noticed that the blog has changed dramatically. And so have I! I am a changed vampire.
The backround, colours, etc: I need to stand out more. I really do. I feel like I just, I don't know ... fade sometimes. Not literally, obvie, but ... you know what I mean. So I've got this BOLD backround, FLASHY colours, PARTY atmosphere! So not a wallflower kinda theme.
Oh, and the new gadgets: You get to see how many people stalk me (JK, JK -- I LOVE when people stalk me. Do it all you want!) and there's also a poll. "alice's blog?" sounds soooooo shy, confused. Which I am soooooo not!! So you can vote. And just so you know, the option "keep it the same" -- it doesn't count. I just put it there because Max likes the title. She likes the goody goody two shoes atmosphere. Which I find so hard to believe, ya know? Whatever. It doesn't count. So don't pick it.
Okay, know to this Angel deal: Yes, Angel is "AR". Angel Ride. If that's even her name.
Jane doesn't know this. Max doesn't know this. Not even Jasper knows this, and that's big. This is supposed to be confidential.
Okay, here goes:
Angel texted me. Just a few seconds ago. I was watching an odd movie on my iPad and suddenly it bleeped. I breathed in sharply when I read the message: Alice. Cme 2 rf. Dnt tlk, jst wlk & I wll expln evrthng.
Once I decoded the MAJOR text talk (taaackyyy!) I decided that I had two choices: a) Call Jane (she's out hunting) and tell her EVERYTHING, then catch miss Angelcakes. Or b) the second choice, the riskier choice, go see Angel without telling Jane.
b) right back!
-alice
With a new lifestyle comes reinvention. That's what I say.
You may have noticed that the blog has changed dramatically. And so have I! I am a changed vampire.
The backround, colours, etc: I need to stand out more. I really do. I feel like I just, I don't know ... fade sometimes. Not literally, obvie, but ... you know what I mean. So I've got this BOLD backround, FLASHY colours, PARTY atmosphere! So not a wallflower kinda theme.
Oh, and the new gadgets: You get to see how many people stalk me (JK, JK -- I LOVE when people stalk me. Do it all you want!) and there's also a poll. "alice's blog?" sounds soooooo shy, confused. Which I am soooooo not!! So you can vote. And just so you know, the option "keep it the same" -- it doesn't count. I just put it there because Max likes the title. She likes the goody goody two shoes atmosphere. Which I find so hard to believe, ya know? Whatever. It doesn't count. So don't pick it.
Okay, know to this Angel deal: Yes, Angel is "AR". Angel Ride. If that's even her name.
Jane doesn't know this. Max doesn't know this. Not even Jasper knows this, and that's big. This is supposed to be confidential.
Okay, here goes:
Angel texted me. Just a few seconds ago. I was watching an odd movie on my iPad and suddenly it bleeped. I breathed in sharply when I read the message: Alice. Cme 2 rf. Dnt tlk, jst wlk & I wll expln evrthng.
Once I decoded the MAJOR text talk (taaackyyy!) I decided that I had two choices: a) Call Jane (she's out hunting) and tell her EVERYTHING, then catch miss Angelcakes. Or b) the second choice, the riskier choice, go see Angel without telling Jane.
b) right back!
-alice
Thursday, October 7, 2010
FORGIVEN
Aw, Jane!! :)
Okay, you're forgiven. I forgive ya! Actually, I wasn't mad at u in the first place. I thought u were mad at me!! And you know what Jane? Don't come home. Stay at college. I'll come to you.
No, I'm not going to college ... I can swear to you that I will NEVER go to school, no matter what. I hate being cooped up.
But I am coming to visit! Just for two weeks, and I'm bringing Stella! Won't dat be fun?
I'm going to pretend like I didn't see those comments about Stella. Stella is a true friend. You're #1 for sure (tied w/ Max) but Stella is def second. I can talk to her about everything when ur gone, u know? And no, she's not like Jasmine. Not at all. I still don't 100% trust her. I don't go anywhere with her alone, and I don't tell her anything too personal. I'm taking it slow. No Jasmine 2.0!!
But she looks EXACTLY like Jasmine. Which is totally creepy, and every time I look at her I shudder a bit.
Really. When I first saw her at the mall, I um, tackled her. She had this fire in her eyes, like she had ... violent thoughts, or somethin'. But she told me later that it was reflexes. She has horrible scars from Jazzy, and she still gets nervous, even though J's dead.
Okay, I'm hoppin' on a plane now! (I'm at the airport - why run when you can flyyyyyy .... and dazzle a certain pilot ... ;D)
Hilary, prepare to be eaten.
(Just kidding! I'm TOTALLY kidding! .... sort of.)
xoxo
alice
Okay, you're forgiven. I forgive ya! Actually, I wasn't mad at u in the first place. I thought u were mad at me!! And you know what Jane? Don't come home. Stay at college. I'll come to you.
No, I'm not going to college ... I can swear to you that I will NEVER go to school, no matter what. I hate being cooped up.
But I am coming to visit! Just for two weeks, and I'm bringing Stella! Won't dat be fun?
I'm going to pretend like I didn't see those comments about Stella. Stella is a true friend. You're #1 for sure (tied w/ Max) but Stella is def second. I can talk to her about everything when ur gone, u know? And no, she's not like Jasmine. Not at all. I still don't 100% trust her. I don't go anywhere with her alone, and I don't tell her anything too personal. I'm taking it slow. No Jasmine 2.0!!
But she looks EXACTLY like Jasmine. Which is totally creepy, and every time I look at her I shudder a bit.
Really. When I first saw her at the mall, I um, tackled her. She had this fire in her eyes, like she had ... violent thoughts, or somethin'. But she told me later that it was reflexes. She has horrible scars from Jazzy, and she still gets nervous, even though J's dead.
Okay, I'm hoppin' on a plane now! (I'm at the airport - why run when you can flyyyyyy .... and dazzle a certain pilot ... ;D)
Hilary, prepare to be eaten.
(Just kidding! I'm TOTALLY kidding! .... sort of.)
xoxo
alice
Sunday, October 3, 2010
TICKED LIKE A BUG
jane is really annoying me.
ok, i admit it. i'm upset. i'm jealous. i miss her, alright? and i actually DID have plans to go to charlotte russe with an old friend. well, sorta. remember JAZZY? no, not her - she's dead. i'm not insane. jazzy's sis, miss stella. funniest pal. you wouldn't believe they're related. did ya know jazzy actually tried to kill stella a coupla years ago? they're twins, btw. funny how j never told me this. anywho, shortly after they were both turned, jazzy got kinda obsessed w/ stella. she pretended to BE stella, screwing up her job and stuff like dat. then 1 day they had a fight and jazzy got over da top. majorly. so our fight was basically jazzy vs. stella, part 2 -- only i played the part of stella.
well, anyway. we had fun. but i still miss jane. and ya know what, ROSEMARY? i'll give u 1 thing - my opinion on this stupid hilary chick.
ya know what? ditch her. hilary's askin' fo trouble. i've learned 1 thing from this whole mess of our lives -- don't trust ANYONE until they tell you a really big secret. i can't believe "rosemary" told her about ... you know. i can't even believe her. carlisle is TICKED. OFF. he said that it was very irresponsible of her and the second she comes home he's gonna give her a lecture. i say quit paying her tuition. most people have to EARN MONEY to go to college. spend YEARS saving every little penny. but no. this is jane -- cough cough, excuse me ROSEMARY.
jane rosemary: hey, dr. c, i'm going to college. bye. send the check no later then monday.
carlisle: but -- *sigh*. never mind. what a bugger.
THIS IS THE LITERAL CONVO THAT THEY HAD A MONTH AGO.
god.
ok, i just had an IM convo with jane rosemary: voila.
Cullen&Cashmere: Jane.
COB: ALIIIIIIIICE!!! YOU'RE ONLINE HUN!
Cullen&Cashmere: Ya, well.
COB: how's life?
Cullen&Cashmere: Cut the crap, Jane. Here's the instructions: #1 Tell H to bug off. Slam the door in her face if possible. #2 Pack yo bags. #3 COME HOME.
COB: um
Cullen&Cashmere: Sorry, Ja -- sorry, ROSEMARY. Take it or leave it. And by leave it, I mean STOP TALKING TO ME. Long distance relationships DON'T WORK OUT. So stop hurting me and choose. I'm not trying to wreck our friendship, J. U know I love ya. But you can't be in 2 places at once. Me or Dartmouth. You have 10 IMs to choose.
COB: ok, wait a minute.
Cullen&Cashmere: 10
COB: ALICE, WAIT A SECOND.
Cullen&Cashmere: 9
COB: listen to me, okay?
Cullen&Cashmere: 8
COB: ILY! but i also L dartmouth!
Cullen&Cashmere: 7
COB: u know i'll always b there 4 ya, but asking me to choose between u and the place i luv sez a lot about u.
Cullen&Cashmere: 6
COB: cmon alice.
Cullen&Cashmere: 5
COB: DON'T MAKE ME CHOOSE. THIS IS NOT LIKE U.
Cullen&Cashmere: 4
COB: i'm serious. i LOVE dartmouth. and i LOVE u.
Cullen&Cashmere: 3
COB: which more? ur really asking me that?
Cullen&Cashmere: 2
COB: alright, alice. i choose.
Cullen&Cashmere: 1
COB has signed off.
alroit, that's it. this is done. until J comes home, i'm done w/ her. stay tuned.
xoxo
alice
ok, i admit it. i'm upset. i'm jealous. i miss her, alright? and i actually DID have plans to go to charlotte russe with an old friend. well, sorta. remember JAZZY? no, not her - she's dead. i'm not insane. jazzy's sis, miss stella. funniest pal. you wouldn't believe they're related. did ya know jazzy actually tried to kill stella a coupla years ago? they're twins, btw. funny how j never told me this. anywho, shortly after they were both turned, jazzy got kinda obsessed w/ stella. she pretended to BE stella, screwing up her job and stuff like dat. then 1 day they had a fight and jazzy got over da top. majorly. so our fight was basically jazzy vs. stella, part 2 -- only i played the part of stella.
well, anyway. we had fun. but i still miss jane. and ya know what, ROSEMARY? i'll give u 1 thing - my opinion on this stupid hilary chick.
ya know what? ditch her. hilary's askin' fo trouble. i've learned 1 thing from this whole mess of our lives -- don't trust ANYONE until they tell you a really big secret. i can't believe "rosemary" told her about ... you know. i can't even believe her. carlisle is TICKED. OFF. he said that it was very irresponsible of her and the second she comes home he's gonna give her a lecture. i say quit paying her tuition. most people have to EARN MONEY to go to college. spend YEARS saving every little penny. but no. this is jane -- cough cough, excuse me ROSEMARY.
carlisle: but -- *sigh*. never mind. what a bugger.
THIS IS THE LITERAL CONVO THAT THEY HAD A MONTH AGO.
god.
ok, i just had an IM convo with
Cullen&Cashmere: Jane.
COB: ALIIIIIIIICE!!! YOU'RE ONLINE HUN!
Cullen&Cashmere: Ya, well.
COB: how's life?
Cullen&Cashmere: Cut the crap, Jane. Here's the instructions: #1 Tell H to bug off. Slam the door in her face if possible. #2 Pack yo bags. #3 COME HOME.
COB: um
Cullen&Cashmere: Sorry, Ja -- sorry, ROSEMARY. Take it or leave it. And by leave it, I mean STOP TALKING TO ME. Long distance relationships DON'T WORK OUT. So stop hurting me and choose. I'm not trying to wreck our friendship, J. U know I love ya. But you can't be in 2 places at once. Me or Dartmouth. You have 10 IMs to choose.
COB: ok, wait a minute.
Cullen&Cashmere: 10
COB: ALICE, WAIT A SECOND.
Cullen&Cashmere: 9
COB: listen to me, okay?
Cullen&Cashmere: 8
COB: ILY! but i also L dartmouth!
Cullen&Cashmere: 7
COB: u know i'll always b there 4 ya, but asking me to choose between u and the place i luv sez a lot about u.
Cullen&Cashmere: 6
COB: cmon alice.
Cullen&Cashmere: 5
COB: DON'T MAKE ME CHOOSE. THIS IS NOT LIKE U.
Cullen&Cashmere: 4
COB: i'm serious. i LOVE dartmouth. and i LOVE u.
Cullen&Cashmere: 3
COB: which more? ur really asking me that?
Cullen&Cashmere: 2
COB: alright, alice. i choose.
Cullen&Cashmere: 1
COB has signed off.
alroit, that's it. this is done. until J comes home, i'm done w/ her. stay tuned.
xoxo
alice
Wednesday, September 29, 2010
Sorrier than sorry
Sorry I haven't been posting, friends! I miss you all when I'm gone.
I'm really going to get back into the routine. Swearsies. It's just thatttt ... yeah. I guess ya read it already. Jane's away. And I'm sad. Real sad, I mean, like, she JUST got back. From the DEAD. And now it's likkkke ... "oh hi! i missed ya. love ya! oh, whoops, decided that i'd rather go somewhere else .... byyyeeee!" and i'm left in the dust. crying. except not, since ya know, i kinda can't.
Maybe it's fo da best. I mean, Max-Alice time, ya know? We gotta get back in da groooove ... :) <3 4ever, MaxnAlice! :D
True dat.
Jane keeps texting me on my new Samsung Corby PRO (best phone ever, the iPhone 4 is crap compared to this beauty!) to come to artmouth-Day with her. Hmph. I mean, I miss my buddy. But on the other hand, COLLEGE??? SCHOOL? TEACHERS AND BORING PEOPLE WITH TURTLESHELL GLASSES AND BOOKS THAT HAVE NO GIRLY NAME BRANDS IN THEM NOR HAPPY ENDINGS BUT INSTEAD BIG WORDS AND BORING TRIALS? Non, merci. Not exactly ma cup of tea.
IDK. I made an application three days ago (I was bored) and sent it out. Apps aren't due until December for the 2011-2012 school year, but whatev. I'm a rebel.
But anywho, I guess they got like, yesterday, cuz the admissions director sent me an email HIMSELF and told me that they would be ECSTATIC to have me for ... well, Monday, October 4th. Barely a week from now.
I haven't responded yet. Ya know what? On Monday, October 4th, I will run in any direction. Yes, that's it. I know for a fact that Dartmouth is exactly 82 miles from the airport, so I will close my eyes, spin around three times, and run in ANY direction. I'll just keep running and running until I've ran 82 miles exactly (thank you, trusty iPod touch) and if I'm near the campus, I'll go to Dartmouth. Simple as that! :)
I don't know what I want. But no matter what I decide I want this Monday, I'm doing exactly this. The second I click "Publish Post", I will officially have virtually pinky sworn to myself.
Done and done.
xoxo
alice
I'm really going to get back into the routine. Swearsies. It's just thatttt ... yeah. I guess ya read it already. Jane's away. And I'm sad. Real sad, I mean, like, she JUST got back. From the DEAD. And now it's likkkke ... "oh hi! i missed ya. love ya! oh, whoops, decided that i'd rather go somewhere else .... byyyeeee!" and i'm left in the dust. crying. except not, since ya know, i kinda can't.
Maybe it's fo da best. I mean, Max-Alice time, ya know? We gotta get back in da groooove ... :) <3 4ever, MaxnAlice! :D
True dat.
Jane keeps texting me on my new Samsung Corby PRO (best phone ever, the iPhone 4 is crap compared to this beauty!) to come to artmouth-Day with her. Hmph. I mean, I miss my buddy. But on the other hand, COLLEGE??? SCHOOL? TEACHERS AND BORING PEOPLE WITH TURTLESHELL GLASSES AND BOOKS THAT HAVE NO GIRLY NAME BRANDS IN THEM NOR HAPPY ENDINGS BUT INSTEAD BIG WORDS AND BORING TRIALS? Non, merci. Not exactly ma cup of tea.
IDK. I made an application three days ago (I was bored) and sent it out. Apps aren't due until December for the 2011-2012 school year, but whatev. I'm a rebel.
But anywho, I guess they got like, yesterday, cuz the admissions director sent me an email HIMSELF and told me that they would be ECSTATIC to have me for ... well, Monday, October 4th. Barely a week from now.
I haven't responded yet. Ya know what? On Monday, October 4th, I will run in any direction. Yes, that's it. I know for a fact that Dartmouth is exactly 82 miles from the airport, so I will close my eyes, spin around three times, and run in ANY direction. I'll just keep running and running until I've ran 82 miles exactly (thank you, trusty iPod touch) and if I'm near the campus, I'll go to Dartmouth. Simple as that! :)
I don't know what I want. But no matter what I decide I want this Monday, I'm doing exactly this. The second I click "Publish Post", I will officially have virtually pinky sworn to myself.
Done and done.
xoxo
alice
Saturday, September 25, 2010
GLEE
hey, who watched glee tuesday??? I DID.
it was absolutely amazing. and it was also absolutely horrible. rachel is a butt. sue is ennerving. i feel bad for ms. biest. (is that how you spell it?) mr. schue is awesome. and kurt is ... well, kurt is kurt.
okey doke, time to own up. i'm sorry i haven't been posting. really. i hope i haven't let you down, but my life is so busy. i'm going to try to post AT LEAST once a week from now on. prommy.
life is bliss. i'm in love with life!! everyone's great. just 2 probs:
angel's gone. she ran away (is this the 3rd or 4th time?) and max had a little spasm, then calmed down and told everyone not to worry. she's probably just doin' her own thing for a bit. she'll be back. right?
#2: max and jane = JEALOUSY ALERT. again. great. hope this doesn't turn out into something major, like ... nevermind. this is my pact to MYSELF: no drama this year. this is going to be a 100% boring blog. la dee da. I HAVE NO LIFE.
see yas!
xoxo
alice
it was absolutely amazing. and it was also absolutely horrible. rachel is a butt. sue is ennerving. i feel bad for ms. biest. (is that how you spell it?) mr. schue is awesome. and kurt is ... well, kurt is kurt.
okey doke, time to own up. i'm sorry i haven't been posting. really. i hope i haven't let you down, but my life is so busy. i'm going to try to post AT LEAST once a week from now on. prommy.
life is bliss. i'm in love with life!! everyone's great. just 2 probs:
angel's gone. she ran away (is this the 3rd or 4th time?) and max had a little spasm, then calmed down and told everyone not to worry. she's probably just doin' her own thing for a bit. she'll be back. right?
#2: max and jane = JEALOUSY ALERT. again. great. hope this doesn't turn out into something major, like ... nevermind. this is my pact to MYSELF: no drama this year. this is going to be a 100% boring blog. la dee da. I HAVE NO LIFE.
see yas!
xoxo
alice
Wednesday, September 15, 2010
Hieeeeeee!
whassup, homedawgs?
Okay, i'm GIDDY because everything's finished! the final results are:
http://www.maxnalice.blogspot.com/ (you're at it!)
http://www.alicenmax.blogspot.com/ (max's blog .... iiiiieee!)
http://www.vampjaneandalice.blogspot.com/ (jane's blog .... iiiiieeee again!)
sooooo, all the other blogs are deleted. finito.
still no word on miss angel (she's asked us to call her angel now, what the heck?). she suddenly just went MIA ... she's like, gone. she took an oreo after dinner and said "i'm going out to plaaaay!" then left. no one thought anything of it.
except now it's been over four hours.
i'm freakin' out. max is freakin' out x 1000.
stay tuned!
kisses!
alice
Okay, i'm GIDDY because everything's finished! the final results are:
http://www.maxnalice.blogspot.com/ (you're at it!)
http://www.alicenmax.blogspot.com/ (max's blog .... iiiiieee!)
http://www.vampjaneandalice.blogspot.com/ (jane's blog .... iiiiieeee again!)
sooooo, all the other blogs are deleted. finito.
still no word on miss angel (she's asked us to call her angel now, what the heck?). she suddenly just went MIA ... she's like, gone. she took an oreo after dinner and said "i'm going out to plaaaay!" then left. no one thought anything of it.
except now it's been over four hours.
i'm freakin' out. max is freakin' out x 1000.
stay tuned!
kisses!
alice
Thursday, September 9, 2010
back and better than evah!
Thanks for waiting for me. I just needed my time. Wow, my life has changed. Has it really only been a year and a half since I have created this blog? It feels like a lifetime.
Okay, I'll start over. Hi. I'm Alice. Alice Cullen. I'm 17 years old, a hundred and something actually, and I'm in love with my husband, Jasper.
You may know me from the Twilight series by Stephenie Meyer. I am also best friends with Maximum Ride (http://www.alicenmax.blogspot.com/) from the Maximum Ride series by James Patterson, and also .... well, I'll get to that.
Okay. Take a deeeep breath. Haaaaaaaaaa ......!
A couple of years ago, I created a blog with Max. We told the story of how we met (a REALLY long story, don't ask about it) and we had some fun. And then J - J - Jane came into the picture. And I swear, if Jane hadn't come here, there would be no complications. It would have just been us, la dee da, with our blogs, now. No offense to her or anything ... well, not that much offense. Anywho, we were a threesome, we dealed with a wee bit of jealousy, but that's it. Finito.
Puh-lease. You really thought that was the end of the story? Ok, Mr and Mrs Gullible. But if you want a happy story, stop. DON'T READ ANY FURTHER. Don't EVER read my blog AGAIN!!! Because my life is COMPLICATED. And sometimes I just want to ... never mind. If not, read on.
We had this huge fight. Jelousy, and misinterpreted feelings, blah blah blah. I had this new friend, Jasmin. Jazzy for short. She was close to me. Real close. Max left the blog and we basically stopped being friends, and that hurt. Ouch. But I had Jane, and now I had Jasmin! My happiness was (almost) restored. But then Jane got jealous and we stopped being friends for a while. Then Jasmin tried to kill me (yippee!) (she was stalking me) and Jane thankfully saved me. But she had this idea in her head. She couldn't get over that I had chosen Jazzy over her. So she asked my dad, WITHOUT my permission, to make a machine. That brought us back. We could forget our fight, start over. So Jane basically DECIDED for me that we would cheat. Because that IS cheating. And that made me get angry at Jane. So I walked out on her little plan. So Jane forgot. Everything. We were never friends. She got a new blog, she was happy.
But I just couldn't resist. And that's the pitfall. I NEEDED Jane. So I ... er, stalked her. Sort of. She needed to remember, okay? I had no one in my life! And then she emprisoned me. Then I escaped. Then .... my dad killed Jane. No, okay, not really. But he created this time machine (AGAIN!!! D;) and we went back. Then Jane killed herself.
Okay, I said it. That's the first time in about two months that I've admitted it to myself. She was unhappy. So she burned herself.
And it's actually my fault. I was the one who said those words. The one who did those horrible, terrible things. I hated her, and I loved her.
So I left. I went to New York City, rented out a hotel room for two months, and stayed inside, ordering room service to throw out the window and watching Audrey Hepburn movies. It was disgusting.
Little did I know, Jane was inside New York. Okay, not really Jane. But T. Tish, I guess. The Lord (or someone else, IDK?) gave her a second chance. But she wasn't aloud to tell anyone. We had to figure it out for ourselves.
Then Max found me and told me that Angel had run away and changed her name to Isabel, and she told me the whole story. How Jane/Tish had approached Angel/Isabel. How A/I had spent days thinking. And figured it out. Then she got kidnapped .... (more on that in a sec) ...... and the next thing I knew, I was dressed and sent to the Chicago airport. And I saw Jane.
And God, was she beautiful. She looked exactly the same, only different. She was everything. She was nothing. She was back.
So now we're starting it again. Fresh start. And that's the end.
Only ..... no. It's not. Angel (okay, her name is Isabel now) --- Isabel is .... disturbed. I found her in the bathroom today. Splashing the room with red paint. She had written gore on the mirror with her finger. And there was this .... crazy look in her eye. A murderous look. Like she was held by a prescence or whatever. I don't know ..... but I'm staying away from her for now.
No, this is not the end. This is the beginning. A new revolution. Be part of it.
http://www.maxnalice.blogspot.com/
http://www.vampjaneandalice.blogspot.com/
http://www.alicenmax.blogspot.com/
(and possibly)
http://www.isabeloftheangels.blogspot.com/
See ya. Wouldn't wanna be ya.
xoxo
alice
Okay, I'll start over. Hi. I'm Alice. Alice Cullen. I'm 17 years old, a hundred and something actually, and I'm in love with my husband, Jasper.
You may know me from the Twilight series by Stephenie Meyer. I am also best friends with Maximum Ride (http://www.alicenmax.blogspot.com/) from the Maximum Ride series by James Patterson, and also .... well, I'll get to that.
Okay. Take a deeeep breath. Haaaaaaaaaa ......!
A couple of years ago, I created a blog with Max. We told the story of how we met (a REALLY long story, don't ask about it) and we had some fun. And then J - J - Jane came into the picture. And I swear, if Jane hadn't come here, there would be no complications. It would have just been us, la dee da, with our blogs, now. No offense to her or anything ... well, not that much offense. Anywho, we were a threesome, we dealed with a wee bit of jealousy, but that's it. Finito.
Puh-lease. You really thought that was the end of the story? Ok, Mr and Mrs Gullible. But if you want a happy story, stop. DON'T READ ANY FURTHER. Don't EVER read my blog AGAIN!!! Because my life is COMPLICATED. And sometimes I just want to ... never mind. If not, read on.
We had this huge fight. Jelousy, and misinterpreted feelings, blah blah blah. I had this new friend, Jasmin. Jazzy for short. She was close to me. Real close. Max left the blog and we basically stopped being friends, and that hurt. Ouch. But I had Jane, and now I had Jasmin! My happiness was (almost) restored. But then Jane got jealous and we stopped being friends for a while. Then Jasmin tried to kill me (yippee!) (she was stalking me) and Jane thankfully saved me. But she had this idea in her head. She couldn't get over that I had chosen Jazzy over her. So she asked my dad, WITHOUT my permission, to make a machine. That brought us back. We could forget our fight, start over. So Jane basically DECIDED for me that we would cheat. Because that IS cheating. And that made me get angry at Jane. So I walked out on her little plan. So Jane forgot. Everything. We were never friends. She got a new blog, she was happy.
But I just couldn't resist. And that's the pitfall. I NEEDED Jane. So I ... er, stalked her. Sort of. She needed to remember, okay? I had no one in my life! And then she emprisoned me. Then I escaped. Then .... my dad killed Jane. No, okay, not really. But he created this time machine (AGAIN!!! D;) and we went back. Then Jane killed herself.
Okay, I said it. That's the first time in about two months that I've admitted it to myself. She was unhappy. So she burned herself.
And it's actually my fault. I was the one who said those words. The one who did those horrible, terrible things. I hated her, and I loved her.
So I left. I went to New York City, rented out a hotel room for two months, and stayed inside, ordering room service to throw out the window and watching Audrey Hepburn movies. It was disgusting.
Little did I know, Jane was inside New York. Okay, not really Jane. But T. Tish, I guess. The Lord (or someone else, IDK?) gave her a second chance. But she wasn't aloud to tell anyone. We had to figure it out for ourselves.
Then Max found me and told me that Angel had run away and changed her name to Isabel, and she told me the whole story. How Jane/Tish had approached Angel/Isabel. How A/I had spent days thinking. And figured it out. Then she got kidnapped .... (more on that in a sec) ...... and the next thing I knew, I was dressed and sent to the Chicago airport. And I saw Jane.
And God, was she beautiful. She looked exactly the same, only different. She was everything. She was nothing. She was back.
So now we're starting it again. Fresh start. And that's the end.
Only ..... no. It's not. Angel (okay, her name is Isabel now) --- Isabel is .... disturbed. I found her in the bathroom today. Splashing the room with red paint. She had written gore on the mirror with her finger. And there was this .... crazy look in her eye. A murderous look. Like she was held by a prescence or whatever. I don't know ..... but I'm staying away from her for now.
No, this is not the end. This is the beginning. A new revolution. Be part of it.
http://www.maxnalice.blogspot.com/
http://www.vampjaneandalice.blogspot.com/
http://www.alicenmax.blogspot.com/
(and possibly)
http://www.isabeloftheangels.blogspot.com/
See ya. Wouldn't wanna be ya.
xoxo
alice
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