Alice, we are really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really sorry we is posting here, but we HAD TO TELL EVERYONE! Jasmine/Nazar/Stella/Stasmine...whatever! IS DEAD. Alice is awesome and victorious and cool and fun. She is watching the fire right now (see Jane's blog for details) to see if Jasmine comes out. She gave us her phone and told us to type for her, we just hope when she reads this she likes it...but...yeah! We got that stupid chick good....we'll let our sis Alice explain everything!
-Jane and Max
Sunday, October 31, 2010
Saturday, October 16, 2010
Huh?
Ok, whoever just posted on my blog is gonna pay.
I don't know what you're talking about. I got married this morning. I'm very very happy. I'm leaving TOMORROW for my honeymoon, so HA. I win. I ALWAYS win. Whether it be with my deceased twin sister Stella, or my detested friends Alice and Jane.
I AM SUPERIOR.
-Jasmine
I don't know what you're talking about. I got married this morning. I'm very very happy. I'm leaving TOMORROW for my honeymoon, so HA. I win. I ALWAYS win. Whether it be with my deceased twin sister Stella, or my detested friends Alice and Jane.
I AM SUPERIOR.
-Jasmine
Friday, October 15, 2010
This is Jasmine speaking. hello, people.
http://www.stellabellanutella.blogspot.com/
Dear idiotic people who're reading this,
Jasmine here. OH?!?! I am supposed to be DEAD??!!
Oh I am sorry, but playing with Jane is just too much fun! Having her slave away at becoming my friend and keeping a straight face even when the little sucker is bursting with jealousy of me playing the imporant role of the wings on the best friend who is falling. Oh and then there is Max, who never cared. She had her own personal things to do. She probably doesn't even care and now she is ordering her pet Angel to scrub her toes, her "boyfriend" to praise her falsely, her blind boy to make her food and burn himself like an itty bitty stupid human because he can't SEE, she's telling the poopy kid to go get his problems fixed and she's making the stupid other girl...Bump? I think it is? To buy her a revolver so she can shoot her furry things attached to her back and then walk around saying some stupid evil company shot her while she was running off away from her problemos to make her look like a huge, big, amazing hero.
Anyways, cut to the chase. I killed Jane and Alice. When Jane tried to act like the big moronic hero she's not, I learned from my mistakes and destroyed them. I am now prancing around watching the purple smoke rise from the fire and I am tapping away at my iPhone. They're not coming back so BYE BYE! I WIN FAIR AND SQUARE!
It was such a shame to burn things so pretty...but then again, the dresses were only 2,000 dollars. HAHAHAHA! I laugh at my joke and blush at how hillarious I am.
Today is my wedding day. To bad my brides maids can't make it. Oh well. This is sorta what my brides dress looks like...rights reserved cuz this ain't my pic.
Cuz it shines like my brilliant future. A world without any idiotic girls in it, and just one handsome guy. Alejandro. Met him last week in Italy when I was dancing in the fountain while Alice was out somewhere, thinking of my glory. Well, bye
Jasmine...who you know as Stella unless you read the old blogs in the old...whatever. Focus on the future, not the past.
Dear idiotic people who're reading this,
Jasmine here. OH?!?! I am supposed to be DEAD??!!
Oh I am sorry, but playing with Jane is just too much fun! Having her slave away at becoming my friend and keeping a straight face even when the little sucker is bursting with jealousy of me playing the imporant role of the wings on the best friend who is falling. Oh and then there is Max, who never cared. She had her own personal things to do. She probably doesn't even care and now she is ordering her pet Angel to scrub her toes, her "boyfriend" to praise her falsely, her blind boy to make her food and burn himself like an itty bitty stupid human because he can't SEE, she's telling the poopy kid to go get his problems fixed and she's making the stupid other girl...Bump? I think it is? To buy her a revolver so she can shoot her furry things attached to her back and then walk around saying some stupid evil company shot her while she was running off away from her problemos to make her look like a huge, big, amazing hero.
Anyways, cut to the chase. I killed Jane and Alice. When Jane tried to act like the big moronic hero she's not, I learned from my mistakes and destroyed them. I am now prancing around watching the purple smoke rise from the fire and I am tapping away at my iPhone. They're not coming back so BYE BYE! I WIN FAIR AND SQUARE!
It was such a shame to burn things so pretty...but then again, the dresses were only 2,000 dollars. HAHAHAHA! I laugh at my joke and blush at how hillarious I am.
Today is my wedding day. To bad my brides maids can't make it. Oh well. This is sorta what my brides dress looks like...rights reserved cuz this ain't my pic.
Jasmine...who you know as Stella unless you read the old blogs in the old...whatever. Focus on the future, not the past.
Tuesday, October 12, 2010
Um, Stella???
K, what the heck???
We arrived in Sweden and it was awesome at first. We did some major shoe shopping (I now have 419 pairs!!)
But now ... I don't know. I asked her where she wanted to go. And she was all, "let's just stay here for the day. Just you and I. All alone. Together. Forever." Her eyes turned black. Her eyes KEEP turning black. She's really scaring me. Maybe she's playing a trick on me.
OMG, LOL!!! I get it!!! Okay, I'm just gonna play along and act all fuh-reaked out. Oh, this is gonna be TFFW!!! (Too Funny For Words -- Stella's thing. :P)
Blogging really helps me realize important things.
Kisses!
Alice
P.S. I'm having the TIME OF MY LIFE!!!! I haven't thought about Jane ONCE!!! ... aw, snap. I hate you Jane!!! X( You keep on entering my mind!! STAY OUT!!
We arrived in Sweden and it was awesome at first. We did some major shoe shopping (I now have 419 pairs!!)
But now ... I don't know. I asked her where she wanted to go. And she was all, "let's just stay here for the day. Just you and I. All alone. Together. Forever." Her eyes turned black. Her eyes KEEP turning black. She's really scaring me. Maybe she's playing a trick on me.
OMG, LOL!!! I get it!!! Okay, I'm just gonna play along and act all fuh-reaked out. Oh, this is gonna be TFFW!!! (Too Funny For Words -- Stella's thing. :P)
Blogging really helps me realize important things.
Kisses!
Alice
P.S. I'm having the TIME OF MY LIFE!!!! I haven't thought about Jane ONCE!!! ... aw, snap. I hate you Jane!!! X( You keep on entering my mind!! STAY OUT!!
Monday, October 11, 2010
OH AND BTW
Okay, I am currently spying on Jane's blogging (I just keep on going to her draft) and she's saying that I'm blogging for Stella. PAH!!! :O
Well, it must be pretty hard for you guys to choose who to believe. Just know, that if you choose Jane's side ... YOU'RE WRONG.
STELLA IS OFFICIALLY NUMERO UNO!!!!!
:D luv ya stella!!!
X( hate ya jane!!!
THIS IS A NEW ERA.
AGAIN.
Well, it must be pretty hard for you guys to choose who to believe. Just know, that if you choose Jane's side ... YOU'RE WRONG.
STELLA IS OFFICIALLY NUMERO UNO!!!!!
:D luv ya stella!!!
X( hate ya jane!!!
THIS IS A NEW ERA.
AGAIN.
The Last Straw
Yes, my blog has the same name as Jane's.
Okay, Jane, wanna play it like dat?
Okaaaaay ... done. The flight is now scheduled for to-night. Earliest I could get it was 10:00 PM. Too bad. I want to get away from my so-called FRIEND ay-sap!!! :(
God.
Stella's really ticked at me for being a baby, but she'll get over it.
I AM SO DONE WITH YOU!!!!
Kisses!! (BUT NOT TO JANE!!!)
Alice
Okay, Jane, wanna play it like dat?
Okaaaaay ... done. The flight is now scheduled for to-night. Earliest I could get it was 10:00 PM. Too bad. I want to get away from my so-called FRIEND ay-sap!!! :(
God.
Stella's really ticked at me for being a baby, but she'll get over it.
I AM SO DONE WITH YOU!!!!
Kisses!! (BUT NOT TO JANE!!!)
Alice
Sunday, October 10, 2010
Stella's Second Home
STELLA NOW HAS A BLOG!! YIPPEE!!!
Well, the first reason I agreed is cuz Stella's one of my BFFs. She totally deserves one.
And the second is that Jane DOESN'T agree. So I'm currently ticking her off. ;)
http://www.stellabellanutella.blogspot.com/
READY, AIM, FIRE
Well, the first reason I agreed is cuz Stella's one of my BFFs. She totally deserves one.
And the second is that Jane DOESN'T agree. So I'm currently ticking her off. ;)
http://www.stellabellanutella.blogspot.com/
READY, AIM, FIRE
Am I Hallucinating?
Good afternoon :)
Sometimes I just can't believe Jane.
She changed my blog!! She CHANGED my BLOG!!! :O
You just DON'T DO THAT.
Well, I don't know if I'm on DRUGS or something, or like, if I'm MENTAL, but I could have sworn Jane was not there with me!!! And PLUS, all those things in HER blog? NOT. TRUE. I'm mean ... God. I want to just kill her sometimes.
Okay, delete. Erase. Erase. Erase. We most certainly do not use the K-word on my blog ... especially not in the same sentence as Jane. Backspace. Backspace.
Well, anyway, I'm pretty angry at her right now. I don't know why she decides to change everything. It's like we're the Hills. I tell it like I know it, and then she goes "OMG!! That like so totally didn't happen!! I'm gonna go EDIT Alice's blog!! Jeez, I so totally like hate when she totally makes me do that!!! *Pout*"
It's like a new Jane. And I HATE it. It's like she's ... like she's becoming Rosemary Blake.
And with Stella! Oh my God, she is SO rude to Stella. Stella's the NICEST person I know EVER, yes even nicer than Jane!! (Posessions aren't everything, JANE) You should have SEEN her today!! Oh my gosh. So Stella was just watching TV today (Modern Family) and then Jane just comes over, takes the remote from her, and switches it to Fashion Televsion. And she's all, "oops!! Sorry, Jasmine -- I mean Stella. Sorry, it's just that you're so similar! It's so weird. Anyway, Marc Jacobs is doing an exclusive interview. Can't miss it! Hope that Urban Friends show wasn't too important." And then Stella kind of sucks in her breath, like she's kinda ticked, but pastes a sad smile on her face and gets up.
AND KNOWING JANE, SHE'S JUST GONNA COME ON MY BLOG AND CHANGE EVERYTHING THAT I JUST TYPED TO MAKE HER LOOK GOOD.
I dare you, Jane. I freaking dare you.
So I'm sticking with Stella for the next few days.
Kisses!
Alice
P.S. Oh, and about Angel ... she's okay. J totally overreacted. I mean, she's starting to go through puberty, or something. Hello, hormones? Don't worry about her. And I ended up giving her the dress. I'm so short, I'm about the same size as her. Now how sad is that?
Sometimes I just can't believe Jane.
She changed my blog!! She CHANGED my BLOG!!! :O
You just DON'T DO THAT.
Well, I don't know if I'm on DRUGS or something, or like, if I'm MENTAL, but I could have sworn Jane was not there with me!!! And PLUS, all those things in HER blog? NOT. TRUE. I'm mean ... God. I want to just kill her sometimes.
Okay, delete. Erase. Erase. Erase. We most certainly do not use the K-word on my blog ... especially not in the same sentence as Jane. Backspace. Backspace.
Well, anyway, I'm pretty angry at her right now. I don't know why she decides to change everything. It's like we're the Hills. I tell it like I know it, and then she goes "OMG!! That like so totally didn't happen!! I'm gonna go EDIT Alice's blog!! Jeez, I so totally like hate when she totally makes me do that!!! *Pout*"
It's like a new Jane. And I HATE it. It's like she's ... like she's becoming Rosemary Blake.
And with Stella! Oh my God, she is SO rude to Stella. Stella's the NICEST person I know EVER, yes even nicer than Jane!! (Posessions aren't everything, JANE) You should have SEEN her today!! Oh my gosh. So Stella was just watching TV today (Modern Family) and then Jane just comes over, takes the remote from her, and switches it to Fashion Televsion. And she's all, "oops!! Sorry, Jasmine -- I mean Stella. Sorry, it's just that you're so similar! It's so weird. Anyway, Marc Jacobs is doing an exclusive interview. Can't miss it! Hope that Urban Friends show wasn't too important." And then Stella kind of sucks in her breath, like she's kinda ticked, but pastes a sad smile on her face and gets up.
AND KNOWING JANE, SHE'S JUST GONNA COME ON MY BLOG AND CHANGE EVERYTHING THAT I JUST TYPED TO MAKE HER LOOK GOOD.
I dare you, Jane. I freaking dare you.
So I'm sticking with Stella for the next few days.
Kisses!
Alice
P.S. Oh, and about Angel ... she's okay. J totally overreacted. I mean, she's starting to go through puberty, or something. Hello, hormones? Don't worry about her. And I ended up giving her the dress. I'm so short, I'm about the same size as her. Now how sad is that?
Saturday, October 9, 2010
Yup, so this is basically what happened.
K, I'm back: Here's a script of EVERYTHING that went down.
Alice Cullen, a vampire, is wearing a red sweater and dark jeans. Her feet are bare. Jane follows, wearing a blue tube top, a green jean jacket type thing and pale blue jeans. She is also bare foot. Jane follows Alice up the stairs to the roof This is not allowed, but everyone takes chances.
They leap up, gracefully, finding themselves on the roof. They look around, but don't see anything. Puzzled, they start to tiptoe back to the stairs when they heard a voice. Knowing who it was, they turned, looking at the small girl. With a quick glance, Alice silenced Jane and began the conversation. Jane crouched on the roof, looking for any signs of attack from the child, who had betrayed her and her friends so many times. Alice walked forward,silently, the moon making her shimmer a bit. She was beautiful.
Angel (from behind Alice): I'm sorry, Alice.
Alice whips around to find Angel. She is up in the air ... with - with her wings! She is flying with them!
Only ... there is something wrong. One is bigger than the other. The left is slightly crooked and has a few missing patches. They are a deep brown, which does not suit her at all. And the worst part -- the bright red splatters covering the mass of deep feathers.
Alice: Oh, Ang -
Angel: Let me explain.
Alice: You have 120 seconds.
Angel: All right, but -
Alice: 118.
Angel: Okay, so I was feeling really left out. I wanted my wings -- I needed my wings back. I was too embarassed because I had asked Dr. Cullen to remove them a couple of months ago, when ... you know happened.
Alice: 100.
Angel: Anywho, so I started acting all creepy and possessed so that you would think someone kidnapped me or something. My plan was that I would run away and get them back -- I'll get to that mini-plan in a sec -- and then I would come back and say that I had escaped from my kidnapper, and that while that happened my wings had grown up. Only, things didn't go as I thought they would.
Alice: 75.
Angel: So I found this guy, and he recognized me from the papers. He's like, "hey, you have no wings". And I was all "yeah. I got them off." And then he told me that he was obsessed with finding me and the flock to study us. Not bad study us, he just wanted to know how we worked. Kinda like Max's mom.
Alice: 50.
Angel: So then I told him, well this is a really big coinkydink cuz I really want my wings back. And then he was like, "well that's so ironic cuz I've found a way to make wings grow back on people! It works, swearsies. Just pay me a thousand dollars and I'll get them back perfectly. And this was awesome, cuz I had brought two thousand dollars that I sto - borrowed from your dad. I'll pay it back, I PROMISE. So anywho. He took me to his lab and started the process. Now it hurt. Bad. And he stuck me in one of those cages. For developement, he said. Yeah, right.
Alice: You have less than thirty seconds left.
Angel: Almost done. Swear. So then this morning I woke up and I felt my wings! And I was real happy. But I knew something wasn't right, so I looked in the mirror, and bam - they were like this. I woke up the man and screamed at him and then he started cutting me with a knife. I fought him hard, but obviously he's had some battle training too. Almost as much as me even!! He held me back and asked for his money -- no, demanded for his money!!!
Alice: Fifteen ...
Angel: So I fought him and fought him and he threw a knife at my back (shows Alice big cuts in her back) and that's when I started bleeding. I started to fly, and it hurt sooo bad, but I knew I had too, or I would die. And that's how I got the blood all over my wings.
Alice: That's bloo -
Angel: Yeah. I'm ok now. But anyway, I read the blogs off of a laptop in the Apple store at some random mall, and so I flew to the hotels. And God, do I hate my new wings. So that's it. That's how I screwed up.
At this point Alice tells Angel it's gonna be all right, everyone screws up. Alice leads her downstairs and now Alice is typing at the laptop. Angel is sitting behind her, sucking her thumb -- a habit that she hasn't picked up since she hit seven years old.
Yeah. So that's it. I don't know what to think. I know Angel's screwed up big time before, but this is wild.
Jane is patrolling the area. She is so...cautionish. She's been awesome since she came back, but, I can't believe part of me went in her. It IS noticeable, but, well, I can see her old protective-ness of her friends and now family returning, but it is nice to know she cares about me!
Kisses!
Alice
Alice Cullen, a vampire, is wearing a red sweater and dark jeans. Her feet are bare. Jane follows, wearing a blue tube top, a green jean jacket type thing and pale blue jeans. She is also bare foot. Jane follows Alice up the stairs to the roof This is not allowed, but everyone takes chances.
They leap up, gracefully, finding themselves on the roof. They look around, but don't see anything. Puzzled, they start to tiptoe back to the stairs when they heard a voice. Knowing who it was, they turned, looking at the small girl. With a quick glance, Alice silenced Jane and began the conversation. Jane crouched on the roof, looking for any signs of attack from the child, who had betrayed her and her friends so many times. Alice walked forward,silently, the moon making her shimmer a bit. She was beautiful.
Angel (from behind Alice): I'm sorry, Alice.
Alice whips around to find Angel. She is up in the air ... with - with her wings! She is flying with them!
Only ... there is something wrong. One is bigger than the other. The left is slightly crooked and has a few missing patches. They are a deep brown, which does not suit her at all. And the worst part -- the bright red splatters covering the mass of deep feathers.
Alice: Oh, Ang -
Angel: Let me explain.
Alice: You have 120 seconds.
Angel: All right, but -
Alice: 118.
Angel: Okay, so I was feeling really left out. I wanted my wings -- I needed my wings back. I was too embarassed because I had asked Dr. Cullen to remove them a couple of months ago, when ... you know happened.
Alice: 100.
Angel: Anywho, so I started acting all creepy and possessed so that you would think someone kidnapped me or something. My plan was that I would run away and get them back -- I'll get to that mini-plan in a sec -- and then I would come back and say that I had escaped from my kidnapper, and that while that happened my wings had grown up. Only, things didn't go as I thought they would.
Alice: 75.
Angel: So I found this guy, and he recognized me from the papers. He's like, "hey, you have no wings". And I was all "yeah. I got them off." And then he told me that he was obsessed with finding me and the flock to study us. Not bad study us, he just wanted to know how we worked. Kinda like Max's mom.
Alice: 50.
Angel: So then I told him, well this is a really big coinkydink cuz I really want my wings back. And then he was like, "well that's so ironic cuz I've found a way to make wings grow back on people! It works, swearsies. Just pay me a thousand dollars and I'll get them back perfectly. And this was awesome, cuz I had brought two thousand dollars that I sto - borrowed from your dad. I'll pay it back, I PROMISE. So anywho. He took me to his lab and started the process. Now it hurt. Bad. And he stuck me in one of those cages. For developement, he said. Yeah, right.
Alice: You have less than thirty seconds left.
Angel: Almost done. Swear. So then this morning I woke up and I felt my wings! And I was real happy. But I knew something wasn't right, so I looked in the mirror, and bam - they were like this. I woke up the man and screamed at him and then he started cutting me with a knife. I fought him hard, but obviously he's had some battle training too. Almost as much as me even!! He held me back and asked for his money -- no, demanded for his money!!!
Alice: Fifteen ...
Angel: So I fought him and fought him and he threw a knife at my back (shows Alice big cuts in her back) and that's when I started bleeding. I started to fly, and it hurt sooo bad, but I knew I had too, or I would die. And that's how I got the blood all over my wings.
Alice: That's bloo -
Angel: Yeah. I'm ok now. But anyway, I read the blogs off of a laptop in the Apple store at some random mall, and so I flew to the hotels. And God, do I hate my new wings. So that's it. That's how I screwed up.
At this point Alice tells Angel it's gonna be all right, everyone screws up. Alice leads her downstairs and now Alice is typing at the laptop. Angel is sitting behind her, sucking her thumb -- a habit that she hasn't picked up since she hit seven years old.
Yeah. So that's it. I don't know what to think. I know Angel's screwed up big time before, but this is wild.
Jane is patrolling the area. She is so...cautionish. She's been awesome since she came back, but, I can't believe part of me went in her. It IS noticeable, but, well, I can see her old protective-ness of her friends and now family returning, but it is nice to know she cares about me!
Kisses!
Alice
New Look
Hey,
With a new lifestyle comes reinvention. That's what I say.
You may have noticed that the blog has changed dramatically. And so have I! I am a changed vampire.
The backround, colours, etc: I need to stand out more. I really do. I feel like I just, I don't know ... fade sometimes. Not literally, obvie, but ... you know what I mean. So I've got this BOLD backround, FLASHY colours, PARTY atmosphere! So not a wallflower kinda theme.
Oh, and the new gadgets: You get to see how many people stalk me (JK, JK -- I LOVE when people stalk me. Do it all you want!) and there's also a poll. "alice's blog?" sounds soooooo shy, confused. Which I am soooooo not!! So you can vote. And just so you know, the option "keep it the same" -- it doesn't count. I just put it there because Max likes the title. She likes the goody goody two shoes atmosphere. Which I find so hard to believe, ya know? Whatever. It doesn't count. So don't pick it.
Okay, know to this Angel deal: Yes, Angel is "AR". Angel Ride. If that's even her name.
Jane doesn't know this. Max doesn't know this. Not even Jasper knows this, and that's big. This is supposed to be confidential.
Okay, here goes:
Angel texted me. Just a few seconds ago. I was watching an odd movie on my iPad and suddenly it bleeped. I breathed in sharply when I read the message: Alice. Cme 2 rf. Dnt tlk, jst wlk & I wll expln evrthng.
Once I decoded the MAJOR text talk (taaackyyy!) I decided that I had two choices: a) Call Jane (she's out hunting) and tell her EVERYTHING, then catch miss Angelcakes. Or b) the second choice, the riskier choice, go see Angel without telling Jane.
b) right back!
-alice
With a new lifestyle comes reinvention. That's what I say.
You may have noticed that the blog has changed dramatically. And so have I! I am a changed vampire.
The backround, colours, etc: I need to stand out more. I really do. I feel like I just, I don't know ... fade sometimes. Not literally, obvie, but ... you know what I mean. So I've got this BOLD backround, FLASHY colours, PARTY atmosphere! So not a wallflower kinda theme.
Oh, and the new gadgets: You get to see how many people stalk me (JK, JK -- I LOVE when people stalk me. Do it all you want!) and there's also a poll. "alice's blog?" sounds soooooo shy, confused. Which I am soooooo not!! So you can vote. And just so you know, the option "keep it the same" -- it doesn't count. I just put it there because Max likes the title. She likes the goody goody two shoes atmosphere. Which I find so hard to believe, ya know? Whatever. It doesn't count. So don't pick it.
Okay, know to this Angel deal: Yes, Angel is "AR". Angel Ride. If that's even her name.
Jane doesn't know this. Max doesn't know this. Not even Jasper knows this, and that's big. This is supposed to be confidential.
Okay, here goes:
Angel texted me. Just a few seconds ago. I was watching an odd movie on my iPad and suddenly it bleeped. I breathed in sharply when I read the message: Alice. Cme 2 rf. Dnt tlk, jst wlk & I wll expln evrthng.
Once I decoded the MAJOR text talk (taaackyyy!) I decided that I had two choices: a) Call Jane (she's out hunting) and tell her EVERYTHING, then catch miss Angelcakes. Or b) the second choice, the riskier choice, go see Angel without telling Jane.
b) right back!
-alice
Thursday, October 7, 2010
FORGIVEN
Aw, Jane!! :)
Okay, you're forgiven. I forgive ya! Actually, I wasn't mad at u in the first place. I thought u were mad at me!! And you know what Jane? Don't come home. Stay at college. I'll come to you.
No, I'm not going to college ... I can swear to you that I will NEVER go to school, no matter what. I hate being cooped up.
But I am coming to visit! Just for two weeks, and I'm bringing Stella! Won't dat be fun?
I'm going to pretend like I didn't see those comments about Stella. Stella is a true friend. You're #1 for sure (tied w/ Max) but Stella is def second. I can talk to her about everything when ur gone, u know? And no, she's not like Jasmine. Not at all. I still don't 100% trust her. I don't go anywhere with her alone, and I don't tell her anything too personal. I'm taking it slow. No Jasmine 2.0!!
But she looks EXACTLY like Jasmine. Which is totally creepy, and every time I look at her I shudder a bit.
Really. When I first saw her at the mall, I um, tackled her. She had this fire in her eyes, like she had ... violent thoughts, or somethin'. But she told me later that it was reflexes. She has horrible scars from Jazzy, and she still gets nervous, even though J's dead.
Okay, I'm hoppin' on a plane now! (I'm at the airport - why run when you can flyyyyyy .... and dazzle a certain pilot ... ;D)
Hilary, prepare to be eaten.
(Just kidding! I'm TOTALLY kidding! .... sort of.)
xoxo
alice
Okay, you're forgiven. I forgive ya! Actually, I wasn't mad at u in the first place. I thought u were mad at me!! And you know what Jane? Don't come home. Stay at college. I'll come to you.
No, I'm not going to college ... I can swear to you that I will NEVER go to school, no matter what. I hate being cooped up.
But I am coming to visit! Just for two weeks, and I'm bringing Stella! Won't dat be fun?
I'm going to pretend like I didn't see those comments about Stella. Stella is a true friend. You're #1 for sure (tied w/ Max) but Stella is def second. I can talk to her about everything when ur gone, u know? And no, she's not like Jasmine. Not at all. I still don't 100% trust her. I don't go anywhere with her alone, and I don't tell her anything too personal. I'm taking it slow. No Jasmine 2.0!!
But she looks EXACTLY like Jasmine. Which is totally creepy, and every time I look at her I shudder a bit.
Really. When I first saw her at the mall, I um, tackled her. She had this fire in her eyes, like she had ... violent thoughts, or somethin'. But she told me later that it was reflexes. She has horrible scars from Jazzy, and she still gets nervous, even though J's dead.
Okay, I'm hoppin' on a plane now! (I'm at the airport - why run when you can flyyyyyy .... and dazzle a certain pilot ... ;D)
Hilary, prepare to be eaten.
(Just kidding! I'm TOTALLY kidding! .... sort of.)
xoxo
alice
Sunday, October 3, 2010
TICKED LIKE A BUG
jane is really annoying me.
ok, i admit it. i'm upset. i'm jealous. i miss her, alright? and i actually DID have plans to go to charlotte russe with an old friend. well, sorta. remember JAZZY? no, not her - she's dead. i'm not insane. jazzy's sis, miss stella. funniest pal. you wouldn't believe they're related. did ya know jazzy actually tried to kill stella a coupla years ago? they're twins, btw. funny how j never told me this. anywho, shortly after they were both turned, jazzy got kinda obsessed w/ stella. she pretended to BE stella, screwing up her job and stuff like dat. then 1 day they had a fight and jazzy got over da top. majorly. so our fight was basically jazzy vs. stella, part 2 -- only i played the part of stella.
well, anyway. we had fun. but i still miss jane. and ya know what, ROSEMARY? i'll give u 1 thing - my opinion on this stupid hilary chick.
ya know what? ditch her. hilary's askin' fo trouble. i've learned 1 thing from this whole mess of our lives -- don't trust ANYONE until they tell you a really big secret. i can't believe "rosemary" told her about ... you know. i can't even believe her. carlisle is TICKED. OFF. he said that it was very irresponsible of her and the second she comes home he's gonna give her a lecture. i say quit paying her tuition. most people have to EARN MONEY to go to college. spend YEARS saving every little penny. but no. this is jane -- cough cough, excuse me ROSEMARY.
jane rosemary: hey, dr. c, i'm going to college. bye. send the check no later then monday.
carlisle: but -- *sigh*. never mind. what a bugger.
THIS IS THE LITERAL CONVO THAT THEY HAD A MONTH AGO.
god.
ok, i just had an IM convo with jane rosemary: voila.
Cullen&Cashmere: Jane.
COB: ALIIIIIIIICE!!! YOU'RE ONLINE HUN!
Cullen&Cashmere: Ya, well.
COB: how's life?
Cullen&Cashmere: Cut the crap, Jane. Here's the instructions: #1 Tell H to bug off. Slam the door in her face if possible. #2 Pack yo bags. #3 COME HOME.
COB: um
Cullen&Cashmere: Sorry, Ja -- sorry, ROSEMARY. Take it or leave it. And by leave it, I mean STOP TALKING TO ME. Long distance relationships DON'T WORK OUT. So stop hurting me and choose. I'm not trying to wreck our friendship, J. U know I love ya. But you can't be in 2 places at once. Me or Dartmouth. You have 10 IMs to choose.
COB: ok, wait a minute.
Cullen&Cashmere: 10
COB: ALICE, WAIT A SECOND.
Cullen&Cashmere: 9
COB: listen to me, okay?
Cullen&Cashmere: 8
COB: ILY! but i also L dartmouth!
Cullen&Cashmere: 7
COB: u know i'll always b there 4 ya, but asking me to choose between u and the place i luv sez a lot about u.
Cullen&Cashmere: 6
COB: cmon alice.
Cullen&Cashmere: 5
COB: DON'T MAKE ME CHOOSE. THIS IS NOT LIKE U.
Cullen&Cashmere: 4
COB: i'm serious. i LOVE dartmouth. and i LOVE u.
Cullen&Cashmere: 3
COB: which more? ur really asking me that?
Cullen&Cashmere: 2
COB: alright, alice. i choose.
Cullen&Cashmere: 1
COB has signed off.
alroit, that's it. this is done. until J comes home, i'm done w/ her. stay tuned.
xoxo
alice
ok, i admit it. i'm upset. i'm jealous. i miss her, alright? and i actually DID have plans to go to charlotte russe with an old friend. well, sorta. remember JAZZY? no, not her - she's dead. i'm not insane. jazzy's sis, miss stella. funniest pal. you wouldn't believe they're related. did ya know jazzy actually tried to kill stella a coupla years ago? they're twins, btw. funny how j never told me this. anywho, shortly after they were both turned, jazzy got kinda obsessed w/ stella. she pretended to BE stella, screwing up her job and stuff like dat. then 1 day they had a fight and jazzy got over da top. majorly. so our fight was basically jazzy vs. stella, part 2 -- only i played the part of stella.
well, anyway. we had fun. but i still miss jane. and ya know what, ROSEMARY? i'll give u 1 thing - my opinion on this stupid hilary chick.
ya know what? ditch her. hilary's askin' fo trouble. i've learned 1 thing from this whole mess of our lives -- don't trust ANYONE until they tell you a really big secret. i can't believe "rosemary" told her about ... you know. i can't even believe her. carlisle is TICKED. OFF. he said that it was very irresponsible of her and the second she comes home he's gonna give her a lecture. i say quit paying her tuition. most people have to EARN MONEY to go to college. spend YEARS saving every little penny. but no. this is jane -- cough cough, excuse me ROSEMARY.
carlisle: but -- *sigh*. never mind. what a bugger.
THIS IS THE LITERAL CONVO THAT THEY HAD A MONTH AGO.
god.
ok, i just had an IM convo with
Cullen&Cashmere: Jane.
COB: ALIIIIIIIICE!!! YOU'RE ONLINE HUN!
Cullen&Cashmere: Ya, well.
COB: how's life?
Cullen&Cashmere: Cut the crap, Jane. Here's the instructions: #1 Tell H to bug off. Slam the door in her face if possible. #2 Pack yo bags. #3 COME HOME.
COB: um
Cullen&Cashmere: Sorry, Ja -- sorry, ROSEMARY. Take it or leave it. And by leave it, I mean STOP TALKING TO ME. Long distance relationships DON'T WORK OUT. So stop hurting me and choose. I'm not trying to wreck our friendship, J. U know I love ya. But you can't be in 2 places at once. Me or Dartmouth. You have 10 IMs to choose.
COB: ok, wait a minute.
Cullen&Cashmere: 10
COB: ALICE, WAIT A SECOND.
Cullen&Cashmere: 9
COB: listen to me, okay?
Cullen&Cashmere: 8
COB: ILY! but i also L dartmouth!
Cullen&Cashmere: 7
COB: u know i'll always b there 4 ya, but asking me to choose between u and the place i luv sez a lot about u.
Cullen&Cashmere: 6
COB: cmon alice.
Cullen&Cashmere: 5
COB: DON'T MAKE ME CHOOSE. THIS IS NOT LIKE U.
Cullen&Cashmere: 4
COB: i'm serious. i LOVE dartmouth. and i LOVE u.
Cullen&Cashmere: 3
COB: which more? ur really asking me that?
Cullen&Cashmere: 2
COB: alright, alice. i choose.
Cullen&Cashmere: 1
COB has signed off.
alroit, that's it. this is done. until J comes home, i'm done w/ her. stay tuned.
xoxo
alice
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