ok, i admit it. i'm upset. i'm jealous. i miss her, alright? and i actually DID have plans to go to charlotte russe with an old friend. well, sorta. remember JAZZY? no, not her - she's dead. i'm not insane. jazzy's sis, miss stella. funniest pal. you wouldn't believe they're related. did ya know jazzy actually tried to kill stella a coupla years ago? they're twins, btw. funny how j never told me this. anywho, shortly after they were both turned, jazzy got kinda obsessed w/ stella. she pretended to BE stella, screwing up her job and stuff like dat. then 1 day they had a fight and jazzy got over da top. majorly. so our fight was basically jazzy vs. stella, part 2 -- only i played the part of stella.
well, anyway. we had fun. but i still miss jane. and ya know what, ROSEMARY? i'll give u 1 thing - my opinion on this stupid hilary chick.
ya know what? ditch her. hilary's askin' fo trouble. i've learned 1 thing from this whole mess of our lives -- don't trust ANYONE until they tell you a really big secret. i can't believe "rosemary" told her about ... you know. i can't even believe her. carlisle is TICKED. OFF. he said that it was very irresponsible of her and the second she comes home he's gonna give her a lecture. i say quit paying her tuition. most people have to EARN MONEY to go to college. spend YEARS saving every little penny. but no. this is jane -- cough cough, excuse me ROSEMARY.
carlisle: but -- *sigh*. never mind. what a bugger.
THIS IS THE LITERAL CONVO THAT THEY HAD A MONTH AGO.
god.
ok, i just had an IM convo with
Cullen&Cashmere: Jane.
COB: ALIIIIIIIICE!!! YOU'RE ONLINE HUN!
Cullen&Cashmere: Ya, well.
COB: how's life?
Cullen&Cashmere: Cut the crap, Jane. Here's the instructions: #1 Tell H to bug off. Slam the door in her face if possible. #2 Pack yo bags. #3 COME HOME.
COB: um
Cullen&Cashmere: Sorry, Ja -- sorry, ROSEMARY. Take it or leave it. And by leave it, I mean STOP TALKING TO ME. Long distance relationships DON'T WORK OUT. So stop hurting me and choose. I'm not trying to wreck our friendship, J. U know I love ya. But you can't be in 2 places at once. Me or Dartmouth. You have 10 IMs to choose.
COB: ok, wait a minute.
Cullen&Cashmere: 10
COB: ALICE, WAIT A SECOND.
Cullen&Cashmere: 9
COB: listen to me, okay?
Cullen&Cashmere: 8
COB: ILY! but i also L dartmouth!
Cullen&Cashmere: 7
COB: u know i'll always b there 4 ya, but asking me to choose between u and the place i luv sez a lot about u.
Cullen&Cashmere: 6
COB: cmon alice.
Cullen&Cashmere: 5
COB: DON'T MAKE ME CHOOSE. THIS IS NOT LIKE U.
Cullen&Cashmere: 4
COB: i'm serious. i LOVE dartmouth. and i LOVE u.
Cullen&Cashmere: 3
COB: which more? ur really asking me that?
Cullen&Cashmere: 2
COB: alright, alice. i choose.
Cullen&Cashmere: 1
COB has signed off.
alroit, that's it. this is done. until J comes home, i'm done w/ her. stay tuned.
xoxo
alice
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