Max's new favourite snack. She texted me five minutes ago to tell me that she was obsessed with them. No "I miss you", no "How's good ol' Hollywood". Just a plain old "OMG!! i am luvin cool ranch doritos man!"
I AM NOT A MAN.
But anyway, there's this girl who's reallllllly tickin me off in my improv classes. She's like, gorgeous (not as pertty as me of course, though!!! :p) and she's a total $@@&$*#$%%!!!
She's so mean to her friends. She's all, "OMG. Get me a latte." And then when her friend brings it to her, five minutes later, she practically attacks her. "OMG, what the heck are you doing? Did your mother drop you as a baby? I asked for a latte -- not a fatte!! Go get me a nonfat one. Gawd, are you trying to explode me?!"
Her name is Chardonnay (EWWWWWWWW yucky blucky!!) but she tells everyone to call her "Char". YUCK. I positively hate her. I think I'll invite Max down here just to mentally kill her. The only person who would hate her more than I do is Max ... hmmm ... that gives me an idea. I'll just ring up Max right now.
Stay tuned!!
xoxo
alice
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