Sunday, January 2, 2011

Properly

Ok, I need to make it official:

This has to end. My blog, I mean. This isn't working out anymore ... back when we were younger and more carefree, we were happier and the blog was basically our lives. And just so you know, I haven't been avoiding the blog -- I've just been really, really busy. And I'm on WINTER BREAK. Imagine when I go back to school??

I'll keep this blog up on the web, but according to me, it's done, done and done. Sorry but I can't do it anymore. I made this decision about a month ago, but Jane told me that I had to give it a proper funeral.

Life is just too undramatic to keep a blog .... I'll let you know otherwise.

Happy 2011, by the way.
xoxoxoxoxoxoxo
Alice

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

UGH!!!

JANE READ MY EMAIL AND RESPOND!!! LIKE NOW!!

NEED I SAY MORE?!

!!!!!!

Monday, November 15, 2010

Coinky dink!!! :)

I'm glad that Jane is pursuing a life that she wants, such as me ... and Max, I suppose ... anyway, as I was recently reading her blog post, I came across a little coinky dink*!!!

*A short-form, and much more FUN term I might add, of coincidence.

Jane is on missions. Well, J, I have a mission for you!!

Here it is: Char, as you may know, is not a nice person. Seeeewwww, I have a plan: it involves pudding, a giant bowl, and some teamwork. :)

I have bought two plane tickets, first class, to come down next Monday. This is a one-time offer - take it or leave it. I assure you, it will be very much fun. I encourage you to come cuz it's gunna be FUHN!!!

Just a shoutout to whoever watched Gossip Girl tonight. It's my new favourite show!! Glee is ok, but the drahmah is so much more intense on GG!! Especially Chuck and Blair ... haha Chair! BLUCK!

Ok, xoxo!
Alice

Sunday, November 7, 2010

Cool Ranch Doritos!!!

Max's new favourite snack. She texted me five minutes ago to tell me that she was obsessed with them. No "I miss you", no "How's good ol' Hollywood". Just a plain old "OMG!! i am luvin cool ranch doritos man!"

I AM NOT A MAN.

But anyway, there's this girl who's reallllllly tickin me off in my improv classes. She's like, gorgeous (not as pertty as me of course, though!!! :p) and she's a total $@@&$*#$%%!!!

She's so mean to her friends. She's all, "OMG. Get me a latte." And then when her friend brings it to her, five minutes later, she practically attacks her. "OMG, what the heck are you doing? Did your mother drop you as a baby? I asked for a latte -- not a fatte!! Go get me a nonfat one. Gawd, are you trying to explode me?!"

Her name is Chardonnay (EWWWWWWWW yucky blucky!!) but she tells everyone to call her "Char". YUCK. I positively hate her. I think I'll invite Max down here just to mentally kill her. The only person who would hate her more than I do is Max ... hmmm ... that gives me an idea. I'll just ring up Max right now.

Stay tuned!!
xoxo
alice

Saturday, November 6, 2010

L-O-V-E's just another word i'll never learn to pronounce!

***Starstruck, 3OH3 feat. Katy Perry***

I'm pretty pathetic.

I can't go ONE DAY without blogging!!! My gawsh. Jane and I are separated ... and I'm LOVIN' ol' California!!

Ohhhh my gawsh .... it's TOTALLY sunny and I'm BATHING in it!! We may have mentioned the lotion Carlisle invented ... it protects us from the sun. Like sunscreen x 100000000000. :)

So, yup. I'm studying at UCLA -- acting. It's really my true chance at happiness. Jasper is the only one with me, and he wants to type a few words here and there:

Hi! It's Jasper, and I'm blogging on my darling Alice's blog ... what a funny word!! Ha ha ha!! Well, anyways, I can't believe I'm in Hollywood! Alice is an amazing actress. She secretly applied last Winter, and got in!! She kept it to herself and decided not to go, seeing as she and Jane and Max were all happy, but then the Jasmine thing happened, and she wrote to them about it. They said that she was still in, but she had to wait until the January semester to enroll in classes. But of course, she's still Alice, so she charmed the board director into letting her start classes early. So that's it! 2 hours a day, she goes off and acts, then comes home to our new apartment. It's big and beautiful, and Alice decorated Jane's and Max's rooms in case they ever want to visit. :)

Okay, that was Jasper. It's Alice again!! We throw the most extravagant parties. A-list only -- the usual, Angie (coming solo every night for some reason ... where's Brad?), Jen, Taylor, Taylor, Katy, GaGa, etc etc etc. They're really fun!!! I'm loving my social life.

Everything is perfect in California! I miss Jane and Max, but I'm still super happy!! This is one of the best times in my life. I can't wait until I get my degree because this budding director (I'm not aloud to say who) watched one of my classes the other day, and he said I'm FANTABULOUS!!! He said that he's currently working on the beginning of some huge masterpiece, and by the time they start filming and stuff, I'll have my degree!! So guess what?? He's saying that he'd LOVE to have me as the lead!! Woo hoo!! I've only been here about a month and ... wow! I can't believe it. So in about five or six years, watch out for a movie starring Isobel Frost (my stage name ;)!!!)

xoxo
Alice!!! :)

Friday, November 5, 2010

October 12th - November 5th

Ok, first of all ... sorry. Sorry, sorry, sorry. I haven't posted, I know it, I'm going to acknowledge it. And there's no excuse ... really. Sorry, is this whole apologetic Alice thing totally weirding you out??? Too bad. It's part of the New Alice ... I'll explain that in a minute.

Ok. The last time I posted ... for REALSIES ... was October 12th. Whoo. It's been almost a month ... and Jane has been ON MY BACK 24/7 about it. So that's why I'm sorta avoiding you ... sorry, J.

Ok. New Alice.

This whole Stella/Jasmine/Whatever thing really got me thinking. I need a makeover ... on the inside. How was I so quick to believe that Jasmine REALLY had a twin named Stella? And then basically dump Jane and Max because of it???

These blogs have been amazing ... I don't know how I could survive without them. But it's also true that they've been kind of tearing us apart. And I realize ... WHY would anyone want their lives to be broadcast to others?? The public? THE WORLD????!!!!! What's the real point?

So I'm done. This blog will be up ... forever, probably, if we make it to that. But I don't think I'll post anymore. Or at least, not very often. Like once a month ... if that.

Jane will probably post. Max too. But I'm busy, and I can't keep this up. This is my time to stop ... the masterpiece will never be finished, so I've got to leave it at this.

Goodbye, peace, sayonara, au revoir, see you later. Love you guys.
xoxo
Alice <3<3<3<3<3

Sunday, October 31, 2010

sorry Alice! this is NOT ALICE everyone, she said to type for her...please don't turn around and say you didn't! You did! :(

Alice, we are really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really sorry we is posting here, but we HAD TO TELL EVERYONE! Jasmine/Nazar/Stella/Stasmine...whatever! IS DEAD. Alice is awesome and victorious and cool and fun. She is watching the fire right now (see Jane's blog for details) to see if Jasmine comes out. She gave us her phone and told us to type for her, we just hope when she reads this she likes it...but...yeah! We got that stupid chick good....we'll let our sis Alice explain everything!
-Jane and Max